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Dave_Schuldt

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  1. Went today, was suprised at how good it was. Best run - Green valley to Iceberg Gulch.
  2. Any of you posers interested?
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    The Pope?

    Remember, he was against birth control.
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    Cool Lyrics

    Bright Eyes (Coner Oberst) "When The President Talks To God" When the president talks to God Are the conversations brief or long? Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights And send poor farm kids off to die? Does God suggest an oil hike When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Are the consonants all hard or soft? Is he resolute all down the line? Is every issue black or white? Does what God say ever change his mind When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Does he fake that drawl or merely nod? Agree which convicts should be killed? Where prisons should be built and filled? Which voter fraud must be concealed When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God I wonder which one plays the better cop We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke That's what God recommends When the president talks to God Do they drink near beer and go play golf While they pick which countries to invade Which Muslim souls still can be saved? I guess god just calls a spade a spade When the president talks to God When the president talks to God Does he ever think that maybe he's not? That that voice is just inside his head When he kneels next to the presidential bed Does he ever smell his own bullshit When the president talks to God? I doubt it I doubt it
  5. Franky say: Rhymin' Man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! They say when Doctor King got shot, Jesse hatched an evil plot, Dipped his hands in the Doctor's blood, 'N rubbed his shirt like playin' with mud Looked around for all the press 'N said: "Check me out, my name is Jess! I'll be known from towns 'n farms -- Doctor King died in my arms!" Rhymin' Man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! A few years later, legend says, Rhymin' man made a run for Prez Farrakhan made him a clown, Over there near Hymie-Town Said he was a diplomat -- Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with Arafat Castro was simpatico, But the U.S. voters, they said: "No!" Rhymin' Man, Tall and tan, Rhyme or reason, Play your hand -- Rhyme on this -- rhyme on that Oh, you naughty Democrat! Okay, here we go again! Rhymin' Man says he's your friend Any fool can make a rhyme -- Cowboys do it all the time People say: "Now he's mature!" Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure Horse manure! That's for sure! You been cheatin' -- We kept score! Are you "this"? Or are you "that"? Oh, you naughty Democrat! Frank Zappa from Broadwy The Hard Way. Jackson is a has been, he should retire.
  6. At the Whacko Jacko trial.
  7. Your place in heaven awaits.
  8. God tells me to tell you to have another drink.
  9. Some sick humor.
  10. Another day another appeal denied.
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    Geezer Jock

    There's hope for all you old farts! http://www.geezerjock.com/
  12. It's snowing like crazy at the passes, check the coams!
  13. Other plans for me.
  14. The NRA says arm the teachers. I wonder if they will hold a big rally close by just like they did after Columbine.
  15. I heard on the news this morning that polling results show that 70% in favor of letting her die. Looks like the polititains screwed up. Bush's approval rating has gone down as well.
  16. Shit Peter, I didn't know you liked Fox News.
  17. No that's not what i ment. What I was trying to say is that you are a female version of the great Dan Savage. So how should we start out questions? "Hey lesbo" instead of "hey faggot". BTW, "hey faggot" was from the old days. For those of you who don't live in Seattle go to thestranger.com and look for Savage Love.
  18. They just 26"!
  19. Doin' good so far!
  20. Dan Savage wannabe.
  21. It's been said before but I'll say it again: Dru needs a life.
  22. Looks like it's ready for some serious muddin'.
  23. More good news. WASHINGTON - Deciding on the last outstanding appeal, a state judge in Florida ruled Thursday that Gov. Jeb Bush and Florida's social services agency don't have legal ground to take custody of Terri Schiavo, the seriously brain-damaged woman at the center of a court battle. Hours earlier, the U.S. Supreme Court refused to order the reinsertion of Schiavo's feeding tube, rejecting an appeal by her parents to keep their daughter alive.
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    Cartoons

    Scroll down to find them http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/E4D19123-9DD3-11D1-B44E-006097071264.htm
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