lizard_brain
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alternate punchline: can I have my panties back now?
Alternate alternate: The horse says it...
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the one thing women learn early in life is that the only people who suffer from penis envy are men.
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he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me
thats because you are the best there's ever been
i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure....
You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog?
:ooo: i am??? COOL
but i am not sure i want to have sex with you now that i know you do goats and hedgehogs
Not at the same time. (I'm not SICK, you know!)
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he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me
thats because you are the best there's ever been
i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure....
You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog?
:ooo: ...THAT worries me...
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he's better than you were 10yrs ago, but not nearly as good as you are now. and definitely not even in the same league with me
thats because you are the best there's ever been
i have to pause and wonder if there is a man alive who could actually survive minx muffy and archie. i think we might kill them with pleasure....
You mean you're better than the goat? AND the hedgehog?
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oh and i am way better in bed now than i was 10 years ago. WAY BETTER.
I am way better than you were in bed 10 years ago, too!
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uh oh :lmao:
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A man walks into his bedroom with a hedgehog under his arm...
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Mad cow disease.
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it's where a dumbass clips their daisy chain from front to back under their crotch instead of going around the waist
Ohhhhh. I get it now. Much less exciting than I was imagining.
Ah. I was thinking Victoria's Secret daisy chain...
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* If you want to be cool, avoid; leashes on ice tools, shorts over polypro, helmets on sport routes, snowshoes, daisy chain thongs, and overloaded packs.
Spray away!
What about your name in BIG letters on your helmit?
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Paris' pardon plea laughed out of governor's office:
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb//articles/0509parisplea-CR.html
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clean up on aisle 4
it's on aisle #2
What were you doing jackin off on aisle #2?
You just answered your own question....
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you both fuck wiener dogs?
Um, that's not me, that's... Nevermind....
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...Coincidence?
8D 8D 8D
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Northwest Neanderthal!
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Gape on!
NOW I think we have a winner!
All the Mountaineer 10 essentials...check
Lack of appropriate elements...check
Shorts over Polypro...check
Goofy Joyous N00b smile...check
Gaiters...check
It's all there, Folks.
:tup:I'm flattered, it's taken a long time to perfect that look!
Mouseshit brown hat,
Blue polypro shirt,
Khaki shorts over grey polypro ("Mountaineer Elf" look),
Red gaiters.
Stylin'. Couldn't be more coordinated.
Lemme guess - you bought all this stuff on sale?
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Don't forget to throw up, too.
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I thot spray woz just for when yer bored at werk....
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What's a "committed relationship"?
Baby Hedgehog
in Spray
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Marsupials do.