allthumbs

Nothing I do is related to Seattle directly. Oh, I telecommute, so maybe there is ONE thing. Other than that, I casually fish, hunt, boat, outdoor recreate, party and screw up north here where we don't worry about HOV lanes and shit like that. Hell, 'bout all I have to worry about on the highway is hitting a skunk. No wonder you're so repugnant j_b, you're citified and uptight.

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Hardly, I'm all in favor of the monorail or any other mass transit system, as long as I don't have to pay for it. I choose to live in sleepy north Snohomish county where we don't have traffic problems. You dumb fuckers that want to live in the hub-bud Seattle area can pay for your own shit. Don't matter diddly squat to me.

this is all for fun, ya goober. trying to help keep eric entertained while he comes down from his smoke break.

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to b_j. Play nice or I'll have to report you.

frisky frollics

??? so what would be the 'modern' solution? a futon for every 2 workers in the back of the office to decrease the need for commuting? hey b_j, aren't you and Chuck sharing a futon right now? way to go, slugger!

James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft." [Kalamazoo Gazette, 4-1-95]

Bowling Green, Ohio, student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.

Don't fret Kurt, another couple of years and you'll be bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time. You'll need to stuff a grenade up your ass to take a crap.

[AP, Cairo, Egypt, 31 Aug 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP)] Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled by the same undercurrent. The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo. The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.

A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows opened it wouldn't have been fatal but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was "...a big man with a huge capacity for creating this deadly gas." Three of the rescue workers got sick and one was hospitalized.

what are you, a policeman?

Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen swedes, but then one man seized a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and crying "Watch this then!" swung at his own head and chopped it off. "It's funny," said one companion, "Cos when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

I hear they have chocolate covered animal cookies again.

Jon, I stand corrected. Way to go!

too late eric, I already posted that link to minx - maybe next time, sport

I'll check and advise...

Really? Prove it.

try this

The Shell Oil Company recently issued a warning after three incidents in which mobile phones (cell phones) ignited fumes during fueling operations. In the first case, the phone was placed on the car's trunk lid during fueling; it rang and the ensuing fire destroyed the car and the gasoline pump. In the second, an individual suffered severe burns to their face when fumes ignited as they answered a call while refueling their car. And in the third, an individual suffered burns to the thigh and groin as fumes ignited when the phone, which was in their pocket, rang while they were fueling their car. Let's be careful out there, people.

If you're clean and remove your shoes eric, I might let you come aboard for a look-see. I'm afraid your ewe will have to wait outside though.

Well lad, you're in luck. Here are a few shots of my bus. To see the "girls" you'll just have to stop by for happy hour.

Why thanks Matt. Cocktails and hor'dourves will be served at 4PM sharp under the canopy.