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Holy shit. And all this time I thought chestbeating was what I did between my girlfriend's tits.

these pagetop snaffle comments are gay. homo beyotch

like have a circle jerk

ah yes, you're speaking of your wives and girlfiends

At least 30% of the cc.com members are gay/lesbian (you know who you are) - of that, I'm sure. I've talked to a few fags in my lifetime, and they were cool, but the idea of sticking my awesome meat in some dude's hairy butt crack is repulsive. I just don't get it.

Oh don't worry Flash, I'll spend the weekend revising my "insult" base and working up some new material. I'm not all washed up yet.

Goddamnit, now I gotta go to my documents folder and weed out the old stored insults. Fuck

only a dirtbag hippy communist like you reads a shitrag like that.

Shut your lollipop-sucking mouth, before I ram your coned forehead up your gaping asshole and make you dance the Macarena for nickels outside the 88th St. Wal-Mart, you retarded, drugged out hippy.

Nice talk Erik, you uber-dull, gerbil-sucking, rat-faced fucktard.

I live in squalor and filth; therefore am never sick. My body is a temple of healthy bacteria and bugs.

yeah, he's a regular Bubba

okay, HEMORRHOID then

Hey Necro, you tool - looks like you need to get yourself some -->

we think it's cool when you stfu - hahahaha

Iaxxx, maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you hadn't had that botched, back street lobotomy that left you with that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead. Go hide in shame.

Another shining example of why we need to get the fuck out of the Middle East, quit supporting Israel and others, and let them blow themselves to hell and gone. That part of the world is a total lost cause. Armageddon for the Middle East - Fuck 'em all.

I figured as much.

Hey Erik, to quote Martin Luther King, Jr: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Go buy a clue.

Jon, I like that one - 2 points Next!

Dirty Dozen Magnificent 7 Three Women

tatoo a turd on your forehead - name it shit for brains

jon, that's stupid

Jon, you scrawny-assed, anorexic African famine victim; if you had dreads, I'd grab you by your ankles and use you to mop the floor. You couldn't get a job cleaning shit off a toilet, you utterly useless wrinkled buffoon in a muddy puddle of goat's piss.