Fairweather

Add "designer of heart rate monitors" to the big online fantasy.

Amen, sista.

Are you using a laptop with a 2.2GHz air card?

Could New England racism be the culprit? 99% New Hampshire whitey tells the pollster he's voting for Obama to publicly portray him/her self as open minded - then does something completely different in the privacy of the voting booth?

...and all this time I thought it was 1/2mv squared... I hope anybody that wants an equation as a tattoo pulls out a decent mathematics text book to double check their work. It's a lot easier to tattoo paper if you use a pencil and eraser as the tattoo marking tool. How about this one: With more digits she could have gone all the way around her circumference. Then if she got fatter, the space between the numbers would expand. But what would happen to that pimple between the hundred millionths and billionths?

At the expense of the taxpayer/state unemployment fund?

Hillary will be easier for McCain or Giuliani to beat than would Obama. I'm glad the good folks at DIEBOLD's New Hampshire tech center were able to nullify all of that polling data and give the big win to the Ms.

Any climber could justify this tattooed reminder on their forearm: 6.67300 × 10^-11 m^3 kg^-1 s^-2

This one's kinda neat too. I think it would make a great scrotal tatoo for Tvash: 6.0221415 × 10^23

Don't buy into Tvashy's internet fantasy, eric. Sitting on his ass sprayin all day? - sure. But the money thing is just one big fantasy, I'm afraid. Any way you look at it, it's still called u-n-e-m-p-l-o-y-e-d. You can call him a day dreamer if you like...or "unmotivated", "slow starter", "slacker", "societal leech" - hell, just plain old fucking lazy. You chose.

Sorry, Pope! I know you have a thing for the beauty of pi - and a pic like that is utter blasphemy. Mmmm. Do I detect some hair and back-acne in that image too?

I know we have our differences, Tvash, but I must respectfully ask that you stop trying to remote-access my home PC. My $9.99 firewall is laughing at you.

Nail on the head, KK! Tvashtar - our hero

Um. You bring shit on yourself, champ. A mouth without consequences? Do ya really think?

Only females...without any sores like the one on your upper lip, please.

Please stop trying to hack into my system via this website.

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This particular world (Io) looks suspiciously like the sore that developed on your lip just a few short days after Thanksgiving.

Crybaby Hillary pulls it out. Proof that Democrat voters react emotionally and not intellectually.

Tvashtar continues to spew its gas into the universe. As usual, it has nothing constructive to offer - and intelligent life there has been completely ruled out.

I always though that "Duke's Travels" would be a great tune to sync up with a ski video.

...and all this time I thought it was 1/2mv squared... I hope anybody that wants an equation as a tattoo pulls out a decent mathematics text book to double check their work. It's a lot easier to tattoo paper if you use a pencil and eraser as the tattoo marking tool. How about this one:

That ain't Thompson's daughter...

That's got nothin to do with kinetic/water falling out of a 2 liter, er, litre bottle..