Cpt.Caveman

The site has fancy design. I dont think it is better than a not so fancy designed sight that is easier to load though. There are a few interesting shots in there but kind of like all the same after you have seen so many..

I drop coils on spandex foofy bikers.

quote: Originally posted by carolyn: And, cpt...the above statement was spoken by a guide who I hired.Well at least you are not teasing some dude and gunning off his topropes I got more respect for that. Bud still sucks when compared to Guiness though

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Now I dedicate my summer to learning this long lost belay technique while cragging with Mitch

quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Say what you will, but the fact remains....Lance Armstrong makes the vast majority of climbers, including ice climbers, look like a bunch of WEENIES!!! I bet we'd see who is weenie when lance layin there bleeding. As for the ice climbing comment, riding a bike does take some internal self confidence. I dont know how many icicles you have stuck with your tools but my guess is not many since you make that comment. Being humbled by ice is an easy thing to see. It has a lot to do with fitness and also a lot to do with guts sometimes. There is not much glory or money from ice climbing in most experiences I have had. You ahve to want it for yourself not some trophy or money. Also the stakes are high and yes different.. [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ]

I belay you belay beshmay. Tie in here tie in there anchor this anchor that. If it is really too complicated go hire a guide. It aint rocket science. There are books on this sort of thing. There is a lot of common sense with these things. If you dont have any I will sell you some for fitty dollas. Climbing is all about pulling on the next holdm stabbing that fang of ice, grovelling up that mountain or whatever. You get a friggin anchor. You set a belay you continue climbing. It's about finding what system works best for you. Then realizing situation dictates everything you do out there including how you belay. Get some rock climbing books by John Long. Oops I meant Jon Lambone. I bet when Beckey had the rope tied off to his dong leading out on Slesse's NE Buttress he had some vintage shit and still persisted. If your that worried about it start LEADING and you might discover what you like. Situation dictates everything.Situation= how much good pro in the anchorshow scared you or partner arewhat kind of rope system 1 or 2 ropesfall potential ground or injuriousexperienceconfidenceweathertime of day or nightfatiguegear availableknowledge That said I read a lot of books. I started leading. I learned by trial and error what works good where and with whom. You drink your bud I'll smoke mine This topic is worse than DDD part II

No that's the woodie Sexual Butt Nugget pumps in his anus!

I soloed that naked 2 months ago

quote: Originally posted by bonehead: Who's W ?? Some big motha. I dont know who scares me more W MikeAdam or Charlie

quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: Yes, Cap. if you ever fucking listen to my back in the fucking 70's stories I have slides of the U notch. chickened out on the V notch when a car sized rock came screaming down the route and hit the glacier below. we did some other routes in the area. bring the beeer and your bubbling personality over. my Rott and Pit will enjoy your company Back in the 70s I have actually walked across the glacier about 5 years ago. Looked pretty mellow... Yes everyone seems to rave about Temple Crag. Although It looks nice I might not have the time. I was thinking about climbing them mid summer with shorts and seeing if I could get some ice climbing in..

quote: Originally posted by carolyn: I would rather have a cold bud (which I do) than a cold guiness Although I am known to drink bud I would rather smoke it

quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: Cold Guinness? Ugh! Guinness is best drunk at ROOM TEMPERATURE! My guess is that you currently do not have a stout and are jealous.

You think way too much woman. Just drink a 5th of Whiskey at the base and hope you pay attention enough to realize he or she might be falling. There is no science to common sense. If some dude says watch me then well WATCH HIM. If they complain about too much slack then DONT GIVE SO MUCH SLACK. Time to get a Guinness outta da fridge Boring.........

quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: If you drink enough beer your pee will be just like water. Let me edit that. If you drink enough Canadian beer your pee will be just like water.

I will pee on it

I know who you are not logged in

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Little William is not only a serious entrepreneur, he knows who lost booty on the route and where it is Twas not me!

I second Mike mr spray!

Anyone ever climb the U and V notch couloirs? Look cool and not too hard. Are they junk or fun?

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: Second, it seemed pretty clear to me that the land owner by O.J. doesn't want people crossing his land (the big signs saying NO Tresspassing!). We walked up the road to the top of the mini ridge /hill and cut across under the rock band. This avoids climbing over the fence, and being in veiw of the Ranch (it still may be his property, but at least it is not so obvious). This approach is totaly mellow, and any climber who cuts the field directly across to the route is just a lazy asshole... Anyway, have fun! [ 02-04-2002: Message edited by: Lambone ] Not if you go with little William.

Kinda looks like the Tooth.......

Will,Those lines work great for me too sometimes. Used twice during Spring Break Daytona Slapped once Worked once. Once in Mardi Gras Louisiana. -Caveman

quote: Originally posted by allison: Many apply, few are accepted. Oooh

VD advice. Sounds like a quick way to get Venereal Disease