thelawgoddess

i have a windstopper fleece hat. it's way warmer than any other fleece hat i've ever worn, but it's not entirely windproof. little winds hardly get in, but when it starts whipping outside, i wish i had 3 or 4!

spectacular!

quote: Posted Bypullmanpete on November 26, 2002 at 00:51:55: Okey I admitt it dawg faans...we cougs suck. We are inferor. We cant even fuckin spell man. I'm a losers. I dunno how many apple cup u guys have won ina row cuz i cant ocunt past three. phuck yeah! i didn't think that was an actual board ...

quote: Originally posted by neversummer: What the hell are u doing watching the Apple Cup sober? the cougars were the only ones wasted off their asses because they KNEW they were gonna lose. losers!!!

quote: Originally posted by snoboy: Alright, the season is on us, so let's get motivated. the season isn't quite "on" for some of us yet.

nothing like dining with the devil to get the spirits rolling ...

i think the cougs have a better logo ... BUT i got two dawg degrees so i gotta be loyal. GO DAWGS!!! that was one fucking awesome game. anybody else at the ram that day?

quote: Originally posted by yaya: I think I fit comfortably in both catagories well, i wasn't gonna name names!!!

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: Golf is weird. golf *is* weird. and it's way harder than climbing!!!

sorry about that. didn't mean to re-post an old joke. i must have been working when the other one came through ...

sorry, after reading the more "serious" stuff flash boy's response had me lol!

HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U. N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

quote: Originally posted by rodeo: Ducks actually do have a small claw at the end of each digit in their webbed feet, so essentially those little fellas are dry tooling it with "crampons" only. are those claws retractable? i think mountaineering boots with retractable crampons are the wave of the future.

quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: umm ... what, you don't like tea and crumpets talk??? [ 11-21-2002, 05:55 PM: Message edited by: thelawgoddess ]

quote: Originally posted by allison: Pervs: ... Freaks: ... Sorry if I put anyone in the wrong category. i might switch a couple of those, but it depends if you're categorizing them on "looks" "desires" or "practice". if it's the latter i'd have to say a couple of those need switching ... and one might fit under both ...

yeah; don't you know that guy only works three days a week?

hey allison, i saw what you wrote before you edited it ... and that's why i don't like chatrooms. i like "freaks" - not "pervs". btw, i love your sig quote!!! ("Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.")

quote: Originally posted by salbrecher: Is it true you need a university degree of some sort to be hired by a mojor airline these days? isn't that a little off topic? (maybe i'm just missing something ...) but anyway, i've got two university degrees and i work retail. okay, that was by choice, but when i applied for this job i was told my competition did, too!!!

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: Thanks for the clarification, Judge Judy. I'm a little disappointed though; I thought I was chatting. But I gotta say, I thought THIS place was for people without lives! what we're doing is the perfect balance between regular e-mail and chatting. it's a little less than im'ing, but with the pm's you can almost get that same instant fix - if the receiver is on the ball anyway. just because our lives revolve around this board doesn't mean we don't have any! 'cause this board ...

quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: What's "chatting", please? You just like type messages back and forth back and forth, kinda like here? nothing like here. in chat rooms you only chat with the people who are in it with you. usually perverts. you don't use real words or whole sentences. and you have to be oblivious to the rest of the world while you're doing it. at least with the board you can still get on with the other parts of your life while you participate and not be out of the loop. chatting is for people who don't have lives!

quote: Originally posted by iain: TLG you are a wizard with the little smiley things. Do you have about 50 just waiting in the wings for the right occasion? yeah; i can make pigs fly: really, i just steal them from other boards!

chat is just another way to spell shit.

quote: Originally posted by mattp: Like Sarah said, it is beautiful up there. However, I bet the climb would be challenging right now because the telemletry station reports about 18 inches of snow at 5500 feet at Washington Pass and also that the pass received the rain on Tuesday so it will probably be crusty. thanks, mattp.

quote: Originally posted by Dr. Ben Krazy: In my research of females experimenting with homosexual relationships, I have found that most will get over the feeling of rejection within a short period of time. My prognosis is that you will soon explore the "one night stand" with a male of your choosing. Consumption of alchohol in excess is encouraged for this recovery period to occur. in my years of hands-on research i have come to conclude that all relationships are experiments. and while the "one night stand" might be exploratory in nature, the opportunities for deeper and more fulfilling exploration come long after a mere 8-hour romp in the hay. and as for the alcohol, if you're gonna screw something ugly there's no need to kill brain cells while you do it.

hmm. i really do hate bushes. thanks for your inputs. sounds like i might better leave this for a spring ski adventure ... now what???