thelawgoddess

what a f'ing awesome jibbing story!!! btw, how to jib jack daniels:

i am SO down for more pub clubs in squamish. eh? they f'ing rock!!! thanks, snoboy, for hosting. eh? and thanks to dru and fern for adding to the other half of the canadian contigent. eh? btw, dru's actually a lot younger and cuter than i remember. ps - two notes to self: 1) don't EVER forget your rock shoes when you go climbing. you can forget your rack, your rope, your chalk, your money, your sleeping bag, your food, your partner ... *anything* but your rock shoes. 2) don't EVER drink jack daniels again. EVER!!!

i didn't say it wasn't funny. see y'all lucky dogs in squish!!! i'm outta here!

gosh, distel, that was mean. jg, please don't do that. you can say what you want on this board, but messing with my guestbook is fucked up.

whenever you show up at my door and whisk me away.

you just wait. i'm even gonna be wearing that new lycra swimsuit jon and gapertimmy picked out for me.

the venue *is* small. get yer tickets now is what i'd say. it's right on the water. on a pier over the water really. i think it would have been better at the gorge because then you could lay out on the grass under the stars ... and go rock climbing a few minutes away the next day. but this is still better than seeing it at some lame arena.

when i'm there it is!

umm ... yeah. how young *are* you again?

hell, if you have such a fine ass, why don't you just parade it around in front of the apron and wait for some old bastard to take an interest.

erik, you ain't skinny!

i'll be there! somebody please go with fence so he doesn't have to sit at home alone all weekend! he's a pretty good climber (cough, cough) ... and has an "okay" butt.

watch out!!!

i just want to know if i qualify for disability benefits.

yeah, well ... *some* people on this board have better taste than others. hope you can make it to the show! and check your pm's, yo!

all the best!!!

YES there was indeed! and coming from him he deserves nothing but ...

i have done that in the past ... but now i am old and hard of hearing and can't see anything that's not 10 feet in front of me.

nah, the stick thing is more dirtbag if you ask me. eating with sticks is way cool!!!

ha, ha, ha.

mmm. is that for me???

see first line of first post. it's hot ... and it's all there.