MysticNacho

I'm sure if you walked into a tree trimming place and performed some fancy footwork for them they would hire you in a second.

I was just down there last weekend, but what the heck, I might be up for a return trip.

does anyone know what his sentence was? [ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: MysticNacho ]

If you roll the jacket into a big ball and centralize the heat, will it catch fire?

quote: Originally posted by pope: Crimpers and slopers and long waits in iso; Frenchies yelling, "Allez!" as I set up to dyno; The beta I'll need for the crux underclings.....these are a few of my favorite things. A bolt by my feet and my knee and my shoulder; A hot little number to spot while I boulder; Apparel that matches my colorful slings....these are a few of my favorite things! When I'm clipping, when I'm taking, when I'm not feeling rad, I simply remember my last night with Donna and then I don't feel.......so bad. Not so bad eh? That's not what I heard!!! Rumor on the street is that uh.... maybe I won't go there

your making it too easy to get girls numbers... where's the challenge? Anyway, I'll be down in smith from oct 25 to oct 28 if anyone wants to meet me down there

What are you doing checking this website at 5:30 in the morning Eddie?

Ever sat in a car with heated seats without knowing that they were heated? Makes you feel like you had an accident. Especially when you get some clueless female sitting there, sometimes you get to watch them turn white as a sheet. Now that's funny!

Anybody ever read The Snow Leopard, by Peter Matthiesen? That book changed my perspective on life! Its about this guy's journey into a remote part of Nepal to research the Snow Leopard, but ends up taking some sort of spiritual odyssey instead. Can be boring sometimes with endless description, but every once in awhile says something about life that knocks you off your feet.

now that's just bad ass. Hope I'm a fitness machine when I'm 70.

sounds like a pretty wild time

Someone please tell me what exactly the moondance is, some sort of ballet? Naked ballet? And if you saw sexual chocolate, the creme da la creme of moondancing, where does this badass perform? I don't know if I'd want to see him doing naked ballet, but hell if its a good show why not broaden my horizens

By the way Caveman and Dru, (although more caveman than dru) where on earth do you get all those unique smiley pictures? You have a new one for every thread!

So, sexual chocolate, coming from someone who has no clue what moondancing is and the only point of my inquiring is curiosity, what is it? I think we all have some pretty flakey and dirty ideas floating around in our heads and it would help if we got some clarification to dispel the myths.

Amen CC! I hope you get drafted, Petey! j/k, all in good fun, eh?

I don't know about you pikers, but I can climb 5.17, which means your all jealous of my amazing athletic ability. I love numbers so much I even make up songs about them. One of them goes something like this: "My names MysticNacho, I climb 5.24b A12 V57, la la, I'm so cool." Just wait until you all hear the actual tune, you'll be so envious of my singing ability too.

I wouldn't trust that guy if I were you. Look at him. Shifty little eyes, evil grin, big fudgy fingers with stubby little arms. I'd only trust him as far as I could throw him. Oh wait, I could throw him pretty far.

does anybody realize that phone calls are up to 50 cents now, NOT 35?! DAAAMN!

Cool. Let's email each other later on and hash out the details.

Well put Pope, I agree 100% with jus about everything you said. Matt has a good point on the name calling though. But just remember the original point I made, rag on those individuals who climb with the ethics you mentioned in your post, not ALL sport climbers. For instance myself, who aspires to climb trad but is limited by the fact that I'm slowly building my rack and my experience, and as they are not quite up to snuff for me to feel like I could safely climb trad as YET, what am I supposed to do, not climb? Great way to build experience, eh? Of course I'm going to sport climb! But hey, call all the names you want, it doesn't really matter. Sure, I like most of your ethics, but I don't like the attitude. But you don't have to like me, and I don't have to like you, so climb on and have fun! I'm getting tired of this topic

Well if you got wheels to trash, its turns into a MORAL DUTY to trash them. Tues-fri's don't work for me ever, but sat/sun/mon are generally good for me. Except for the next three weekends (relatives visiting, couple papers, lots of messes to be dealt with) my calender is free. And monday the 15th I'm free, so I guess that is the earliest. When works for you?

Doh! I hope Dwayner doesn't flunk me now

Turn, just so you know, I'm a PLU student who spends all his money on a Perkin's loan and climbing gear, which means I have no wheels. If your willing to carpool, I'm willing to head out to 38 pretty much anytime. Although I don't like having anyone be a belay slave for anyone, I like to climb and have EVERYONE having a good time, not suffering at the end of a rope.

By the way, excellent responses from everyone!

Madrone closed last summer? Hot damn. I was wondering why I never saw anyone else there anymore. As for all you pikers who are telling me to suck it up and still climb even if I don't have much of a trad rack, that's exactly what I do. I've climbed a fair chunk of routes on the limited sets of nuts & hexes that I do have. At one point, I was climbing every weekend and somtimes on the weekdays mixed sport/trad. Let me clarify: I'm not trying to use a short budget as a crutch to justify sport climbing, I'm just saying I don't do as much trad as I'd like to. I like beer.