MysticNacho

You can't kill osama, because if you do, you make a martyr out of him. And nobody wants a couple thousand pissed off guys with guns trying to avenge his death. We can't take him alive either, nobody wants those angry guys with guns trying to liberate him. 10 bucks says he "commits suicide." (Maybe with one of our bullets, but we wouldn't know)

I can't tell you what a mystic nacho is, then I wouldn't be the international man of mystery I am today.

Climbing out at smith last year with a buddy who combined a lot of with a lot of dope. He starting seeing trolls in the trees! He then proceeded to tell us all about his ambitions for starting an all nude co-ed frat at U of Idaho. Combine that with a lot of crazy slurs aimed at the tree dwellers, and I've never laughed so hard in my life. I'd personally never do the stuff but it ain't bad to be around a funny pothead, that's for sure. Hmm... unless he's on the other end of the rope....

the more I see your posts lambone, the more I get to wondrin...... lambone... "lambone".... WHAT is a lambone?! The possibilities for dirty comments and cheap insults are endless! Enlighten me as to the true meaning...

it was dunkin donuts, as a matter of fact. And if the coppers were only there for traffic control, then my theory holds true! I'll bet you a donut-hole that they never set foot inside that crispy cremes! Must have been torture though, poor fellows. Seeing all those donuts and not willing to go inside. It would make me want to arrest some poor bastard for jaywalking after coming out of the shop just so I could eat his donuts.

wow, there were cops at crispy cremes? I worked in a donut shop once, and the cops wouldn't set foot inside! Once, there were SIX cop cars in the parking lot busting some druggy, but they never came in! I should have put a donut on the window or something to draw them in, they wouldn't have been able to resist, heh heh. But I thought they tried to avoid that whole po-po/donut stereotype, and hung out in subway instead. Good to know that seattle's finest don't worry about stereotypes and follow their natural donut urges. [ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: MysticNacho ]

are they going to show this thing in regular theaters?

I'm sure if you walked into a tree trimming place and performed some fancy footwork for them they would hire you in a second.

I was just down there last weekend, but what the heck, I might be up for a return trip.

does anyone know what his sentence was? [ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: MysticNacho ]

If you roll the jacket into a big ball and centralize the heat, will it catch fire?

quote: Originally posted by pope: Crimpers and slopers and long waits in iso; Frenchies yelling, "Allez!" as I set up to dyno; The beta I'll need for the crux underclings.....these are a few of my favorite things. A bolt by my feet and my knee and my shoulder; A hot little number to spot while I boulder; Apparel that matches my colorful slings....these are a few of my favorite things! When I'm clipping, when I'm taking, when I'm not feeling rad, I simply remember my last night with Donna and then I don't feel.......so bad. Not so bad eh? That's not what I heard!!! Rumor on the street is that uh.... maybe I won't go there

I'll show you a shaft

your making it too easy to get girls numbers... where's the challenge? Anyway, I'll be down in smith from oct 25 to oct 28 if anyone wants to meet me down there

HAHa ahaha

What are you doing checking this website at 5:30 in the morning Eddie?

Ever sat in a car with heated seats without knowing that they were heated? Makes you feel like you had an accident. Especially when you get some clueless female sitting there, sometimes you get to watch them turn white as a sheet. Now that's funny!

Anybody ever read The Snow Leopard, by Peter Matthiesen? That book changed my perspective on life! Its about this guy's journey into a remote part of Nepal to research the Snow Leopard, but ends up taking some sort of spiritual odyssey instead. Can be boring sometimes with endless description, but every once in awhile says something about life that knocks you off your feet.

Look at all his posts to sell it hamsik! He wants to unload this sucker like a bad habit, which means BARGAIN baby!

now that's just bad ass. Hope I'm a fitness machine when I'm 70.

sounds like a pretty wild time

Someone please tell me what exactly the moondance is, some sort of ballet? Naked ballet? And if you saw sexual chocolate, the creme da la creme of moondancing, where does this badass perform? I don't know if I'd want to see him doing naked ballet, but hell if its a good show why not broaden my horizens

By the way Caveman and Dru, (although more caveman than dru) where on earth do you get all those unique smiley pictures? You have a new one for every thread!

So, sexual chocolate, coming from someone who has no clue what moondancing is and the only point of my inquiring is curiosity, what is it? I think we all have some pretty flakey and dirty ideas floating around in our heads and it would help if we got some clarification to dispel the myths.

Amen CC! I hope you get drafted, Petey! j/k, all in good fun, eh?