Dru

what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? cmon dude that was a self portrait trask took of himself dressed up in his ex wifes clothes. really dru? that why you sent me 3 PM's asking me to come up and spend the nite witcha? no it was cause i was gonna recycle you thru the local rendering plant

darin it takes a reasonably loaded party about 3 hrs from the hut to river altho i heard of it being done in under 1.5

what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? cmon dude that was a self portrait trask took of himself dressed up in his ex wifes clothes.

at least he can be happy that he still has one thing that grows then

One word: Saggitarius LEO actually. but with Snafflhundus in the ascendant.

i like the smell of destroyed rock after you trundle a hundred pound block down a 2000' face

you guys are trying the reverse psychology, "oh don't throw me in that briar patch" approach to get me to avoid index cause you know I would own the crag and your weak, softly graded routes would bow down before me.... well, it works, I'm going alpine climbing this weekend Index is safe for now.

take a steel biner or some 1/4" chain for the cable tyrolean U can't park at the cable anymore due to ornery local native band after U tyrolean across, hike or hitch down the road to pick up the car you left at the airport. then off to the pub

oh yeah I forgot you can see BIGFOOT at the espresso trailer!

why are you being so reasonable in a battlecage thread

well, looking close to home, i think Thelawgoddess has been up like a dozen times so far this year... SQUAMISH: bouldering. INDEX: no bouldering worth speaking of SQUAMISH: sport routes of all grades 5.6-5.14c INDEX: only 5.11 and up basically; no 5.14s SQUAMISH: over 1,000 pitches of TRAD from 1 to 23 pitches in length including WORLD CLASSICS. INDEX: a few hundred pitches of trad, multipitch is only 5-6 p. long unless you count Mt Baring. heavily concentrated in the 5.10 to 5.12 range SQUAMISH: clean on popular routes. INDEX: vegetated/mossy on even semipopular routes SQUAMISH: a town to hang out in INDEX: a quarry converted to redneckville to camp out in SQUAMISH REST DAY ACTIVITY: windsurf, mountainbike, hike, smoke good Canadian weed. INDEX REST DAY ACTIVITY: Reptile Zoo. SQUAMISH AID: about 2 dozen routes from 1-12 pitches and C1 to A4+. INDEX AID: mostly single pitch, dirty, or aiding free routes SQUAMISH OFFWIDTHS: ok we don't have a lot. any questions

"aid climbing is made out to be hard but the testpiece is always repeated by a fat man or punter so it cannot be" -Stevie Haston

people fly in from all over the world to climb in squamish but not to index....case closed

joshk do a search for "new definition of round trip time TR"

wild country... FF rock! Wild Country is owned by Petzl Charlet now didn't ya know

good

are you SURE you don't wanna pony up for at least an A3 instead of a C1 nut haul assuming it is freed... FS if you free it I will second it!!! Scot'teryx can write up a 10 page TR of watching me try the technical tweaker complete with digitally enhanced butt shots

smells like teen pagetop

don't you mean "ANOTHER" blow job you man gu guzzler

so you are gonna be city spray enabled, sweet!

are you SURE you don't wanna pony up for at least an A3 instead of a C1 nut haul

I will have to consult my daytimer for exact number of days but I believe since January 1 I have logged somewhere in the neighbourhood of 60-70 days playing outdoors ( I am including a couple of days hiking in the rain and so on in this total)

i am hoping if i keep up dissing index you guys will pony up some cash like you did when Dwayner said he could climb 5.13 cause i am a professional and will require payment to suffer through the dirt and moss and GNS gapers I hear reportedly infest Index. not to mention rain, slugs, rockfall, fogs, drunken locals, poor cuisine, roast pig heads and axle greased cracks....

I like the smell of a fresh quarter ounce coming out of the ziplock when you open it up to pack a bowl

YUP! All peaks are disqualified except Mighty Mt Si, hazardous enigma!!! Although if pinnacles are included the current hardest one to summit would be the Trigger Finger at Peshastin, because it doesnt exist anymore since it fell over. You'd need a time machine...