Let's not forget the uber-Gumb' habit of clipping one's shoes and chalkbag to the exterior of one's 3/4-full pack, "so the shoes don't get squished." Translation: "so everyone knows I'm a rock climber." As if you'd be any other sort of recreator, hiking into Smith with tights on and carrying a pack.
that pack would be a mini haul bag am i right dfa?
also carrying a superduperextra long cheater stick for clipping the 3rd bolt on gumby "it's so runout, you can totally groundfall otherwise"
although i must say if you have stinky feet (like me) clipping your shoes to outside of pack on hike OUT allows them to dry faster and smell less bad! leaving them in a sealed rubbermaid 68L for a week smells VERY MUCH MORE BAD insert puking graemlin here