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  1. I believe the crew of the Enterprise encounter the Tabata Protocol in the 3rd season and find it is incompatible with the Prime Directive
  2. Dru

    Caption Contest N+1

    "So you guys are all boulderers right? OK there's this RAD limestone boulder outside of Ho Ch Minh City.. no shit there i was in summer of '70, I grabbed some dead bodies to use as a mat, dynoed from a sick Gaston into a Egyptian, made sure Charlie was spotting and launched into the undercling crux like so... you gotta have your fingers spread cause there are 3 separate mono pockets to hit...what kinda 8a.nu score do ya think I'd get for that?"
  3. just send them a photocopy of the pass and a photo of you with it and let them know its cheaper for them to accept you have a pass and let you off than to go thru the bullshit enforcement.
  4. when learning from inexperienced instructors, one learns very quickly to think for oneself instead of doing it the way the instructor said to - especially when the instructor is clueless. this is a good skill to learn!
  5. version of this same drug in the works for humans. The next GU? http://wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,64659,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_6 Fast
  6. uk hvs is squamish 5.9
  7. Lama, lama, lama
  8. What are you talking about man? The centre of all Canadian climbing is Yamnuska. I read it in Chic Scott's book so it must be true.
  9. all this empty talk about second ascents. let's go back to talking about great climbs without a first ascent
  10. Well i got the so
  11. Dru

    Glued to the Couch

    this was posted a week ago, spanky!
  12. snugtop's birthday!
  13. the ants are my friend, its blowing in the wind
  14. Darryl Hatten Darryl Hatten, a prominent Squamish climber in the 1970s, died in Victoria on August 21st, as a result of injuries sustained in a fall from a tree. He was in his late 40s, and leaves a brother, sister, mother, girlfriend, other family, and innumerable climbing friends. Darryl started climbing in the early 1970s, and made many significant ascents at Squamish and in Yosemite, particularly with Eric Weinstein. His forte was aid and wall climbing. At Squamish, he climbed Up From the Skies, Cerberus, Getting Down on the Brown, Pan Granitic Frogman, and Son of Pan. And the first free ascent of the Split Pillar on the Grand Wall, in 1975. His ascents in Yosemite included the North American Wall, very early ascents of the Zodiac, the Shield, and Electric Ladyland, and the second ascent of El Capitan's Pacific Ocean route (1977), then the hardest wall climb in the world. Darryl was well known for his energy and enthusiasm, his loyalty to his friends, his beer drinking capacity, and his occasional exuberance. He was also a skilled tree topper and later tree surgeon, sometimes known as 'Doug Fir'. Darryl had occasional brushes with the authorities, most famously for riding a bicycle (nude) through Yosemite Valley's Four Seasons restaurant, a stunt which led to his being banned from the Park. It is not yet known whether/where/when there will be a service, but Darryl's climbing friends hope to have an appropriate event to mark his passing.
  15. try to follow a to the top of a page
  16. Water for power flows through the dam and back down the river. The biggest loss is from evaporation in the lake while waiting to go thru the dam. Water onto lawns and out of fountains doesnt make it back to the lake. It's evaporated before it gets there. A green lawn in a desert is a sign of money to waste. Sort of like a shiny SUV on a city steet.
  17. My poor little kitten lost her mitten And started to cry, Boo-hoo. So I helped my kitten to look for her mitten. Her beautiful mitten of BLUE. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Under my mother's bed. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored RED. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Under my father's pillow. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored YELLOW. I found a mitten just right for a kitten On the hand of my brother's toy clown. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored BROWN. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Under the laundry so clean. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored GREEN. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Inside a grocery sack. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored BLACK. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Under the kitchen sink. But, alas, the mitten was not the right mitten, For it was colored PINK. I found a mitten just right for a kitten Inside my favorite shoe. And this time the mitten was just the right mitten, For it was colored BLUE!
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  19. Maybe the military should try and be MORE like WalMart and have greeters for the enemy. Wearing a little blue vest and welcoming them to the war zone and wishing them a happy death and everything.
  20. Yes the Penguin might fill in the niche left empty by the extinction of the Great Auk. But they might find it confusing being upside down too!
  21. Dru

    RELATIONSHIPS SUCK

    Which sux more relationships with s or s ?
  22. So if the military is that poorly paid the comparison in wirlwind's original post to WalMart is even more accurate
  23. Frontiersmen are not, as a rule, apt to be very superstitious. They lead lives too hard and practical, and have too little imagination in things spiritual and supernatural. I have heard but few ghost-stories while living on the frontier, and those few were of a perfectly commonplace and conventional type. But I once listened to a goblin-story which rather impressed me. It was told by a grizzled, weather-beaten old mountain hunter, named Bauman, who was born and had passed all of his life on the frontier. He must have believed what he said, for he could hardly repress a shudder at certain points of the tale; but he was of German ancestry, and in childhood had doubtless been saturated with all kinds of ghost and goblin lore, so that many fearsome superstitions were latent in his mind; besides, he knew well the stories told by the Indian medicine-men in their winter camps, of the snow-walkers, and the specters, and the formless evil beings that haunt the forest depths, and dog and waylay the lonely wanderer who after nightfall passes through the regions where they lurk; and it may be that when overcome by the horror of the fate that befell his friend, and when oppressed by the awful dread of the unknown, he grew to attribute, both at the time and still more in remembrance, weird and elfin traits to what was merely some abnormally wicked and cunning wild beasts; but whether this was so or not, no man can say. When the event occurred Bauman was still a young man, and was trapping with a partner among the mountains dividing the forks of the Salmon from the head of Wisdom River. Not having had much luck, he and his partner determined to go up into a particularly wild and lonely pass through which ran a small stream said to contain many beaver. The pass had an evil reputation because the year before a solitary hunter who had wandered into it was there slain, seemingly by a wild beast, the half eaten remains being afterwards found by some mining prospectors who had passed his camp only the night before. The memory of this event, however, weighted very lightly with the two trappers, who were as adventurous and hardy as others of their kind. They took their two lean mountain ponies to the foot of the pass where they left them in an open beaver meadow, the rocky timber-clad ground being from there onward impracticable for horses. They then struck out on foot through the vast, gloomy forest, and in about four hours reached a little open glade where they concluded to camp, as signs of game were plenty. There was still an hour to two of daylight left, and after building a brush lean-to and throwing down and opening their packs, they started upstream. The country was very dense and hard to travel through, as there was much down timber, although here and there the somber woodland was broken by small glades of mountain grass. At dusk they again reached camp The glade in which it was pitched was not many yards wide, the tall, close-set pines and firs rising round it like a wall. On one side was a little stream, beyond which rose the steep mountain slope, covered with the unbroken growth of evergreen forest. They were surprised to find that during their absence something, apparently a bear, had visited camp, and had rummaged about among their things, scattering the contents of their packs, and in sheer wantonness destroying their lean-to. The footprints of the beast were quite plain, but at first they paid no particular heed to them, busying themselves with rebuilding the lean-to, laying out their beds and stores and lighting the fire. While Bauman was making ready supper, it being already dark, his companion began to examine the tracks more closely, and soon took a brand from the fire to follow them up, where the intruder had walked along a game trail after leaving the camp. When the brand flickered out, he returned and took another, repeating his inspection of the footprints very closely. Coming back to the fire, he stood by it a minute or two, peering out into the darkness, and suddenly remarked, "Bauman, that bear has been walking on two legs." Bauman laughed at this, but his partner insisted that he was right, and upon again examining the tracks with a torch, they certainly did seem to be made by but two paws or feet. However, it was too dark to make sure. After discussing whether the footprints could possibly be those of a human being, and coming to the conclusion that they could not be, the two men rolled up in their blankets, and went to sleep under the lean-to. At midnight Bauman was awakened by some noise, and sat up in his blankets. As he did so his nostrils were struck by a strong, wild-beast odor, and he caught the loom of a great body in the darkness at the mouth of the lean-to. Grasping his rifle, he fired at the vague, threatening shadow, but must have missed, for immediately afterwards he heard the smashing of the under wood as the thing, whatever it was, rushed off into the impenetrable blackness of the forest and the night. After this the two men slept but little, sitting up by the rekindled fire, but they heard nothing more. In the morning they started out to look at the few traps they had set the previous evening and put out new ones. By an unspoken agreement, they kept together all day, and returned to camp towards evening. On nearing it they saw, hardly to their astonishment, that the lean-to had again been torn down. The visitor of the preceding day had returned, and in wanton malice had tossed about their camp kit and bedding, and destroyed the shanty. The ground was marked up by its tracks, and on leaving the camp it had gone along the soft earth by the brook, where the footprints were as plain as if on snow, and , after a careful scrutiny of the trail, it certainly did seem as if, whatever the thing was, it had walked on two legs. The men, thoroughly uneasy, gathered a great heap of dead logs and kept up a roaring fire throughout the night, one or the other sitting on guard most of the time. About midnight the thing came down through the forest opposite, across the brook, and stayed there on the hillside for nearly an hour. They cold hear the branches crackle as it moved about, and several times it uttered a harsh, grating, long-drawn moan, a peculiarly sinister sound. Yet, it did not venture near the fire. In the morning the two trappers, after discussing the strange events of the last 36 hours, decided that they would shoulder their packs and leave the valley that afternoon. They were the more ready to do this because in spite of seeing a good deal of game sign they had caught very little fur. However it was necessary first to go along the line of their traps and gather them, and this they started out to do. All the morning they kept together, picking up trap after trap, each one empty. On first leaving camp they had the disagreeable sensation of being followed. In the dense spruce thickets the occasionally head a branch snap after they had passed; and now and then there were slight rustling noises among the small pines to one side of them. At noon they were back within a couple of miles of camp. In the high, bright sunlight their fears seemed absurd to the two armed men, accustomed as they were, through long years of lonely wandering in the wilderness, to face every kind of danger from man, brute or element . There were still three beaver traps to collect from a little pond in a wide ravine near by. Bauman volunteered to gather these and bring them in, while his companion went ahead to camp and made ready the packs. On reaching the pond Bauman found three beavers in the traps, one of which had been pulled loose and carried into a beaver house. He took several hours in securing and preparing the beaver, and when he started homewards he marked, with some uneasiness, how low the sun was getting. As he hurried toward camp, under the tall trees, the silence and desolation of the forest weighted on him. His feet made no sound on the pine needles and the slanting sun-rays, striking through among the straight trunks, made a gray twilight in which objects at a distance glimmered indistinctly. There was nothing to break the gloomy stillness which, when there is no breeze, always broods over these somber primeval forests. At last he came to the edge of the little glade where the camp lay, and shouted as he approached it, but got no answer. The camp fire had gone out, though the think blue smoke was still curling upwards. Near it lay the packs wrapped and arranged. At first Bauman cold see nobody; nor did he receive an answer to his call. Stepping forward he again shouted, and as he did so his eye fell on the body of his friend, stretched beside the trunk of a great fallen spruce. Rushing towards it the horrified trapper found that the body was still warm, but that the neck was broken, while there were four great fang marks in the throat. The footprints of the unknown beast-creature, printed deep in the soft soil, told the whole story. The unfortunate man, having finished his packing, had sat down on the spruce log with his face to the fire, and his back to the dense woods, to wait for his companion. While thus waiting, his monstrous assailant, which must have been lurking in the woods, waiting for a chance to catch one of the adventurers unprepared, came silently up from behind, walking with long noiseless steps and seemingly still on two legs. Evidently unheard, it reached the man, and broke his neck by wrenching his head back with its fore paws, while it buried its teeth in his throat. It had not eaten the body, but apparently had romped and gamboled around it in uncouth, ferocious glee, occasionally rolling over and over it; and had then fled back into the soundless depths of the woods. Bauman, utterly unnerved, and believing that the creature with which he had to deal was something either half human or half devil, some great goblin-beast, abandoned everything but his rifle and struck off at speed down the pass, not halting until he reached the beaver meadows where the hobbled ponies were still grazing. Mounting, he rode onwards through the night, until beyond reach of pursuit.
  24. abrahamic religions share the same faults... switching christ for allah would be like switching Bud for Coors
  25. why dont you go back to trying to figure out what the _nodder thread is really all about
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