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nothing sucks worse than having a hole in your mohawk from male pattern baldness

I see white chunks

I wonder if it's a Wolfowitz saliva-glued combover?

well shit yeah, but it has hello kitty on it so that's OK

i just love this picture. it is like a "spot the difference" game. you got 1) chica on the left with the stealth pants-over-gaiters look 2) slab dude has super high flood pants, or pants tucked into his boots. also whats up with that sweater? is that an 11th essential? 3) granny on the right with her DFA brand Lycra tights, Goretex jacket on this fine sunny day, and gren wool gloves for high friction slab spotting 4) our favorite, "Fat Guy", after shining a compass in his own mouth during the route finding course, and getting his face farted in during the laybacking demo, now relaxes, serene in his absorption of superior mountaineering technique. He's thinkin his fashionable Nautica "waterproof-breathable" jacket will score him some face sitting time in the tent to night from spotter granny. And with a gut like that she wont need a thermarest to fall asleep on either!

Its not the look so much as the pink fur-trimmed brassiere

nalo maybe you can get all those hot climber girls you have been searching for to take you

don't bolt the coral!

Crypto won't kill you unless you have a compromised immune system. I don't own a filter either, have drunk from thousands of high-altitude creeks in BC with no ill effects. That said, I am a hydrologist and I couldn't officially recommend the practice to anyone

Also in the good ol "Who's Online" you can see when someone who is logged on is checking their PM's.

Serratus is going out of business and closing the factory. If you need a new Genie or whatever buy it NOW cause soon there will be no more.

That's not my first post, silly fox! This is: http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showthreaded.php/Cat/0/Number/940/page/0/view/collapsed/sb/5/o/all/vc/1

What's that Sunset Lodge or whatever right after you come out of the mountains?

At party - fill empty beer bottle with urine and wait till the "beer moocher" puts down his near-empty bottle next to yours and then picks up your full one and takes a swig.

Radio: Come in Officer Labeef do you read me? Radio: Chuck will you stop fooling around? Sheriff: [Years ago I saw five cows mutilated. Legs sticking up in the air. Their ah their ah testicles were gone. I think Canadian bacon is better myself.] I've never seen the like of that. Radio: I have the stats on that car Officer Labeef. Radio: Ten-forty Baker Sheriff: What could have done that to him? Gasoline? Napalm? Agent Rogersz: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

Repo victim: Are you going to give me my car or do I got to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet.

Looks like mine is bigger than yours sobo

How come DFA hasn't chimed in with selected Smith abominations like Snack Crack. Tweeky 5.13 guano jamming?

Damn OW, it's got nothing to do with the shoulder, it's RETRO CC.COM MONTH!

[VINCENT] You want some bacon? [JULES] No, man, I don't eat pork. [VINCENT] Are you Jewish ? [JULES] No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all. [VINCENT] Why not? [JULES] Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. [VINCENT] But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... [JULES] Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. [VINCENT] How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces [JULES] I don't eat dog either [VINCENT] Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? [JULES] I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. [VINCENT] So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true? [JULES] We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Don't high-centre your Ford truck on the ridge between two sets of icy ruts or you will be pulling it off with a comealong.

Ya but you are saying the 2004 TDI is the clean one. Your 97 is killing Mother Earth with those nasty emissions!

Looks Hard

Are you really driving a 2004 TDI? Damn think how much more climbing you could do if you'd bought a cheaper used car and spent the $20K difference on an unpaid vacation!