Dude, now you hire some Chinese dude to do those for you. Damn, selkirks parents must have loved him - he got minimum! My chores were piecework at rates well below local contractors (for equivalent quality work)
This is the answer to OlegV's problem. Send his son to labour in a Chinese virtual sweatshop. He can sell it by telling him that he will be "paid to play video games all day".
What the study failed to mention is that when men watched a Chuck Norris flick, they got up and roundhouse kicked the psychologist, whereas when women watched a Chuck Norris flick, they mysteriously found themselves impregnated.