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  1. Dru

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    maybe this will make it all make sense. Her words were all I had to get me through those long lonely nights. She told me she had never met anyone like me before, and unless she did not know her own heart, our relationship had the makings of true love. I told her I'd never been in love before, but asked her if she would show me the way. I also wrote her that if my feelings got any stronger, my heart was going to burst. So she set up a time and a place for the two of us to meet. For two whole weeks, I could think of nothing else. When the day finally came, I blew her off. You can never tell with e-mail. For all I knew, she could have been a guy.
  2. Rock at Smith is BOMBER!!!! compared to canadian Rockies anyways. Dig those nubbins, climbing feels like nipple tweaking all day long. Like the Cracks at Smith that put the bite on your hands when you climb them like a dog with filed down teeth. Haai-ya Karate Crack still need to do that one cleanly.
  3. 4:20 comes early today! squamish time!
  4. the 13th floor is just really thin like in "being john malkovich". I wonder if "being ray borbon" is like that for E-dog? hee hee.
  5. quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: I rest my case. "I rest my case" = "Yes Master, I C" Who told you you wrre allowed to look, Slave?
  6. Are you afraid of the dork?? How do they tell which end is your face when they shave your ass? If Norman Bates had had a mother like you he would have been gay.
  7. quote: Originally posted by sexual chocolate: True, but one isn't needed. "Dork" works well enough. UrdRudDurUdrRdu. Sorry, "Taxes Cue Alcohol" "E-Cult Hoaxes Coal" [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]
  8. quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: "Hello! My name's Hayduke and I'm a hippie!"-Ed Abbey, The Monkeywrench Gang "Something's wrong with America when even cowboys can get laid!"
  9. Dru

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    Dont you guys play ultimate down there like Canadians do? Smoke a bowl, make up your own rules, don't call it a frisbee!
  10. quote: Originally posted by Dru: Scott--> 1Max--> 2Jon-->3Caveman--> 4 AND 5Lambone-->6Dru-->7Phil-->8Sisu Soumi-->9Dru --> p. 10Backcountry --> p. 11Phil --> p. 12 Leaders are Dru, Phil and Caveman with 2 page starters each! I will back on Monday to see who gets the coveted 1st post on page 20
  11. Thanks to the handy anagram generator Sexual Chocolate = Choose Latex Caul Captain Caveman = A Pain, Tact Maven I hope that helps. You aint gonna get much of an anagram out of Dru
  12. I dont know what the capital of alabama is either so we're even will. American climbers only need to know BC (squamish, Valhallas, Bugaboos, Powell River, Waddington,Bella Coola, Seven Sisters, etc), Alberta (limestone choss, and a few ice routes ), Yukon (Logan), NWT (Lotus Flour), Nunavut(Baffin) Ontario (limestone choss and granite cragging), Quebec (Pomme D'Or and Unibroue beer), Maritimes (sea cliffs and Eagle Lake), and Newfoundland (clubbed baby seals and lots of unclimbed rock ice and big walls). [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]
  13. David having twosomes with the williams sisters, do they got extensions in ALL their hair or what?? I think we should ask POPE about having to clean sleeping bags, I hear he has dirtied a few and probably knows how to do it... pope!
  14. quote: Originally posted by willstrickland: Hmmm Larson, let's break it down a bit: Dru puts up FAs all over Canada ehhAlpine K skis DOWN shit steeper than you "climb"Lambone has lots of experience and climbs hard in all mediums, rock, snow, and iceI like soloing big wallsCaveman puts his rack where his mouth is Hmmm, what do we all have in common? It's not being a tight-ass posturing fucknut walking up the same patch of snow all summer. You do the math Larson what is my name doing on this post, I have never used an illegal substance in my life? and will, "all over Canada??", I have never been EAST of Calgary in my life, Baffin can wait.
  15. quote: Originally posted by philfort: The canadians win snowboarding olympic gold medals on weed. And Sharma climbs 15a on Canadian weed he smuggled from Squamish over to France.
  16. Dru

    Apple Cup

    What size are those Apple Cups? C, D, DD?? Got any pictures?
  17. Dan are you going to take some tokes with you up Rainier next time or what? How are you going to know if it helps or not if you haven't tried it?
  18. Will I hear you can use knotted socks for other things than drying down?? As for tennis balls I used to steal them from dog walking yuppies in the park, or little kids going to tennis practice. But now Anna Kournikova gives me her used ones after every love tryst
  19. Tennis ball or other soft, round object is key to keep from clumping. Down soap ditto. Front loader works or you can wash it in your bathtub with a whole bunch of rinses. This is sorta like crushing grapes for wine, you got to knead the water in and out to really clean it and rinse 5 or 6 times to get the soap residue out, but its allegdly better for it than front washing. MEC used to have hand-washing info on their website somewhere - check the FAQ at www.mec.ca.
  20. I have the same problem - I think they reject multiple request coming from the same IP or something?? No more avatars for me. Maybe with my new buildering.net address - we'll see. I m gonna try that one from a different computer. Page 11 NOW!!!! Come on the Lou is starting to shrink in anticipation. Oh, well done Backcountry. I say, the air is mighty rarefied in these remote parts,. WAIT! Is that the smell of...??? ssssssssssssssssss(toke). [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]
  21. quote: Originally posted by Dru: Lillooet - good. LILLOOET LILLOOET LILLOOET. "Ell-eye-double-ell-double-oh-et-tee." A handy mnemnonic: "Big Lou et in Li'l-loo-et!"
  22. quote: Originally posted by Ropegun2001: The article refers to the Patriot (worthless hardware). The THAAD project is an improvement to the Patriot. Everyone know that none of the Patriots worked during the Gulf War. The THAAD missile has made three consecutive interceptions and looks like if the next one works with the new technolgy developed here, it will sell like hotcakes. Hot stock tip? Does it work on balloons though? [see article]. I say bring back Project THOR.
  23. quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: You want poetry? William Shatner hosts Iron Chef tonight for the first time. There will be eloquent verbage, arrogant costumes and more drama than 3 rope teams of Mountaineers heading up the Nisqually Icefall at 4 in the afternoon on a warm July day! Maybe his hairpeice will fall in the souffle
  24. quote: Originally posted by Ropegun2001: Dude..that looks like the ballistic defense missile system I worked on this year. (Delivered on time and on budget!) web page But did it work?http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0146/koerner.php
  25. Dru

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    This guy hears a knock on his door and goes to open it. On his front door is a snail that says "Hey buddy listen up..." and he grabs it and hurls it out into traffic. 6 months later there is another knock on the door. He opens it and the snail says "What did you do that for? I was just trying to tell you your car headlights were on!"
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