Hey Dwanker,
Don't bother coming to the Index Cleanup. Nobody wants you there. Seriously, all of the climbers would just make fun of you. Actually, we will make fun of you even if you don't come. There will be climbers participating in the cleanup and your little fantasyland climbing stories won't fly. Maybe you can convince some juvenile's at Spire Rock that you are a climber, but it ain't going to fly with the big boys. How does it feel to be an old, bitter, pathetic "never been"? And what's funny is that you continue to desperately seek acceptance into a tong where you don't belong. When are you going to give it up? You're not fooling anyone.
As for your comments regarding the Mountaineers (or any climber that lacks proficiency), I think it hilarious that you regularly comment negatively about them considering it would be very difficult to find a Mountie "Basic Grad." that you could out climb (or out scramble). Give it up!
How's your one friend?
"When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool? Would you like to see Pope on the end of a rope, do you think he's a fool?"