schlangeschmecker Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Here's the problem. You've got three babes to satisfy but only two "raincoats". How can you "meat" their needs in such a way that each of the four of you can be certain not to catch anything he/she doesn't already have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 keep dreamin doofus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snoboy Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 If you're trying to meet _their_ needs you probably won't need a raincoat at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 I was going to suggest a daisy chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 keep dreamin doofus  Seriously, back in college I had to install a revolving door to facilitate all of the traffic in and out of my dorm. This little trick cut my date budget by a third. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 how'd you keep track of all those college boyz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 Ooooh! Dat funny. Dat kind of predictable too. As if you don't remember signing the register. Flirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Meat first babe with both coats. Take off outer coat and put aside. Meat second babe with inner coat. Turn outer coat inside out and put back on. Meat third babe. Â Methinks you did more silly math tricks in college than you met babes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted January 23, 2003 Author Share Posted January 23, 2003 Methinks you did more silly math tricks in college than you met babes. Â Well, your revisionist's history misses the mark. The babes, they like it when I meat them with silly math tricks. And congratulations on a correct solution! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Meat first babe with both coats. Take off outer coat and put aside. Meat second babe with inner coat. Turn outer coat inside out and put back on. Meat third babe. Â Methinks you did more silly math tricks in college than you met babes. Â Sounds as though you've solved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Actually, the correct answer is to buy more rubbers. They're sold everywhere, and there is no reason not to have 6 or 18 on your person at all times. Also, all smart sistas carry their own. When you boys get a little older you'll realize these things. BTW guys, remember to buy ribbed and reverse them for your own pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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