allthumbs Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I think we should organize a cc.com wet tee shirt contest for the sistas. I nominate myself as Judge #1. Anybody else think this is a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 After a few weeks on the bus, being porked by Toad-O's road crew, and being too exhausted to do their laundry on a regular basis, MARY is dumped in Miami. With no money (and no other famous rock groups due into the area for at least three weeks), she tries to pick up a few bucks by entering the Wet T-shirt contest at The Brasserie...  Ike: Looks to me like something funny Is going on around here People laughin' 'n' dancin' 'n' payin' Entirely too much for their beer And they all think they are Clean outa-site And they're ready to party 'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N' they all crave some Hot delight Well the girls are excited Because in a minute They're gonna get wet 'N' the boys are delighted Because all the titties Will get 'em upset 'N' they all think they are Reety-awright 'N' they're ready to boogie 'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N' they all crave some Pink delight When the water gets on 'em Their ninnies get rigid 'N' look pretty bold It's a common reaction That makes an attraction Whenever it's cold 'N' all of the fellas They wish they could bite On the cute little nuggets The local girls are showin' off tonite You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right You know I think it serves 'em right And it's WET T-SHIRT TIME AGAIN I know you want someone to show you some tit! BIG ONES! WET ONES! BIG WET ONES!  At this point, FATHER RILEY (who had been recently de-frocked for not meeting his quota, and has grown his hair out and bought a groovy sport coat and moved to Miami and changed his name to BUDDY JONES) steps onto the crowded bandstand in his exciting new role as a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST EMCEE...  Buddy Jones: Ah, thanks, IKE... Yes, it's WET T-shirt TIME AGAIN Here at the Brasserie... Home of THE TITS...huh huh... And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park Up next in her bid for the semi-finals... Hi, Mary...howya doin'?  Having been fucked senseless by the boys in the crew, MARY does not recognize the former religious personage from her nights in the rectory basement during which she acquired her basic manual skills...confounded by his sport coat, she replies...  Mary: Hi!  Realizing that she no longer recognizes him...or even appreciates the patient religious training he had given her in the past, BUDDY JONES, like a true WET T-SHIRT EMCEE type person, proceeds to say various stupid things to waste time, making the contest itself take longer, thereby giving the mongoloids squatting on the dance floor an opportunity to buy more exciting beverages...liquid products that will expand their consciousnesses to the point whereby they might more fully enjoy the ambiance of Miami By Night...  Buddy Jones: Where ya from?  Mary: Ah, the bus...  Buddy Jones: Which one?  Mary: You know...the last tour... You know...Leather  Buddy Jones: Oh...you were the girl stuck to seat 38 Phydeaux III... why don't you get in position and take a deep breath, because this water is very, very cold, but it's goin' to be so stimulating. And Mary's the kind of Red- Blooded American Girl who'll do anything...  Mary: Anything...  Buddy Jones: I said anything...for fifty bucks That's right!  Mary: I really need the fifty bucks you know I gotta get home!  Buddy Jones: Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed...that's right, you heard right...our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances...  Mary: Here I am!  Buddy Jones: ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!  Mary: EEEK!  Buddy Jones: No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...AND HERE COMES THE ICE PICK IN THE FOREHEAD ...a million laughs, Mary! Anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked...yeh, totally committed to the fifty bucks...That's it just step into the spotlight...let the guys get a good look at ya honey!  Mary: Here I am!  Buddy Jones: Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little...  Mary: Ooooh!  Buddy Jones: Oh my goodness, look at her go!  Mary: Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!  Buddy Jones: Ain't this what living is really all about! Here's your fifty bucks Mary...  Mary: Oh great! Now I can go home!  Buddy Jones: Home is where the heart is.  Mary: On the bus.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I think we should organize a cc.com wet tee shirt contest for the sistas. Â Â Ya, but let's alzo include ze brothers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_Pi Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Wet horsecock contest, what you say Task my love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 WOOOOHOOOO now were talkin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 (edited) homo  You assume I am male. Edited December 27, 2002 by schlangeschmecker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 I don't care what you are. I don't want to see any sausage or dudes in wet whatevers. I'm promoting wet tee shirts for the ladies. Faggots look elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 smart girls don't fall for that.... they only show if you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry_Pi Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Hey Task, I have nice chest, can chinamen enter you wet tee shirt contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Muffy, I'll show you meine Fickwurst if you show me your Liebesenf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I thought you said you were a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I have ambiguous genitalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I hear that isn't realy so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I was expecting a snappy rejoinder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I already know who you are though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 That explains your level of intrigue. But send a PM to der Schlangeschmecker and reveal what you believe to be his/her true identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 You aren't really THAT clueless, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 who me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlangeschmecker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Enough already, little lady. I must to bed. But for one moment, I thought you might know more than you should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 oh I know all right LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 What if the guy is wearing a set of kevlar falsies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 we could also make a video of the event and call it SPRAYERS GONE WILD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 but couyld we realy compete with the college girls gone wild series??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 More of a fetish piece, I'm thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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