Rockies Pt. 1 TR

[layton]

Part 1 cuz I'll be back.

Trip cut short due to partners shoulder getting seriously smacked.

Soloed This House of Sky...Awesome and fun after the 1st bit.

Climbed Professors for the 5th time, after attempting Welcome to Canada (not in). Didn't do last pitch, too nasty.

Did Linda Ice 9, fun, once again last pitch wicked shitty.

I got to lead the crux on Kitty Hawk. Accoring to Gadd''s site it was a WI5+ lead! Shit, glad I didn't know that.

Did murchison falls too. Longest 180m anywhere. WI5 shape.

Some stuff is getting better, some stuff worse.

Things to do if coming up that are in (besides what was listed):

Shades of beauty

Slipstream

570

Good luck n' bad dreams

Echo Maddness

Sorcerer (would'a been tomorrow's journey damnit!)

Ice Funnel

Kemosabe

Coire Dubhe Integrale

Whitemans and Redman Soars

Louise (looks harder than it is right now)

Suffer Machine

And any alpine route you want...read NO SNOW.

....

well there's lots more, but I can't think right now.

Not much is in the Canmore area right now

 

Wish Vertical Turtle (shane) a healthy recovery

 

 

[Lambone]

Nice dude, but git rid of that gnarly avatar image, it's freaking me out...

[Colin]

Good morning, Worm your honor.

The crown will plainly show

The prisoner who now stands before you

Was caught red-handed showing feelings

Showing feelings of an almost human nature;

This will not do.

Call the schoolmaster!

 

I always said he'd come to no good

In the end your honor.

If they'd let me have my way I could

Have flayed him into shape.

But my hands were tied,

The bleeding hearts and artists

Let him get away with murder.

Let me hammer him today?

 

Crazy,

Toys in the attic I am crazy,

Truly gone fishing.

They must have taken my marbles away.

Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.

 

You little shit you're in it now,

I hope they throw away the key.

You should have talked to me more often

Than you did, but no! You had to go

Your own way, have you broken any

Homes up lately?

Just five minutes, Worm your honor,

Him and Me, alone.

 

Baaaaaaaaaabe!

Come to mother baby, let me hold you

In my arms.

M'lud I never wanted him to

Get in any trouble.

Why'd he ever have to leave me?

Worm, your honor, let me take him home.

 

Crazy,

Over the rainbow, I am crazy,

Bars in the window.

There must have been a door there in the wall

When I came in.

Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.

 

The evidence before the court is

Incontrivertable, there's no need for

The jury to retire.

In all my years of judging

I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving

Of the full penaltie of law.

The way you made them suffer,

Your exquisite wife and mother,

Fills me with the urge to defecate!

 

"Hey Judge! Shit on him!"

 

But, my friend, you have revealed your

Deepest fear,

I sentence you to be exposed before

Your peers.

Tear down the wall!

 

[Lambone]

Yeah, we all have eaten acid and watched the Wall at some point....but it's my least favorite Floyd album.

 

 

 

 

[allthumbs]

Old man lying by the side of the road

With the lorries rolling by

Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load

And the buildings scrape the sky

Cold wind ripping down the alley at dawn

And the morning paper flies

Dead man lying by the side of the road

With the daylight in his eyes

Don't let it bring you down

It's only castles burning

Find someone who's turning

And you will come around

[Paul_detrick]

Allright some Neil Young

[layton]

Gotta little ice sack with me crampons in

got a bag with dryloft and down

But I'm a good climber that sometimes wanna go home

 

I've got hypalon gaiters keepin me shoes dry

got those brusitis knuckle blues

climbed 13 piles of shit in the cascades to chose from

 

etc.. etc..