ivan Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 only if i can bring the jesus to work his holy miracle too... this whole no-fluids through security thing musta been really hard on all the poor alcoholics flyign out there - who can afford to get drunk on a plane? Quote
Off_White Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 The TSA has a perfect record: they've never caught a terrorist yet. Yes, they've caught some folks who weren't following the rules, and they've caught some folks after the fact whose shoes and underwear failed to wreak major havoc, but the fact remains, when it comes to their mandate, they are batting zero. They did however keep my 92 year old mother in law from taking on her antique Italian nail clippers and almost caused serious injury by insisting the tottering 4'11" tall 90 pound elder get out of her wheelchair and put her feet on the widespread yellow footmarks for frisking. I feel so much safer knowing these louts are so diligent. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 5, 2013 Author Posted March 5, 2013 now if you are >75 you can keep your shoes and jacket on progress Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 If I could bring anything on a plane it would be another person. Quote
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