Fence_Sitter Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 We were on baker this weekend and these mice were running amok...and finally i had it! i speared one with my ice axe, now my and my buddy laughed and laughed at this as neither of us though i could hit it... so we had the great idea of eating the thing with our miso soup, but when the time came to pop the little guy in, his lil' buddies had carried him off...shitty deal! no extra protein for fence sitter... Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted November 3, 2002 Author Posted November 3, 2002 he started it! Â i figure when he chewed through my pack, he ate more than his damn body weight...little fucker had it comming... Â [ 11-02-2002, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Fence Sitter ] Quote
gapertimmy Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 LMAO!!! i was cleaning out my gear closet and found an MEC fleece that had been turned into a nest by some fucking snaffles. this is war, all vermin must die! Â when i lived in yosemite, i kept a running tally of how many snaffles i had killed. Â i would go to backcountry cabins, set at least 5 traps, build a fire, get drunk and go ape shit when i heard a trap snap. i guess thats what you happens when you live alone for a long time though. Â but eating them, i dunno about that Quote
sk Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 eating mice is sick especialy when it is just as easy and more tasty to find a bunny or something. Quote
glacier_dup1 Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 What, you've never seen or read 'Never Cry Wolf'? Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted November 3, 2002 Author Posted November 3, 2002 muffy, i dont think there are such things as glacier bunnies, but when i see one i will let you know. i would have rather eaten a bunny for sure, but this shit was personal! Mmmm mice burgers... Quote
Beck Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 I watched a snafflehound descent from 10,000 feet on Glacier Peak down the standard route all the way down to boulder camp in like fifteen minutes- I had the glass on him all the way once I saw some movement on the top portion of the route above where the sitkum/Scimitar edge up to the ridge- man, he was booking! It was almost as if a pissed off climber had ambushed the snaffle, tossed the varmit in a pack and brought hi up to drop off at the summit in a vain attempt at revenge! Quote
Smoker Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 I once sat around a fire late at nite. Â Armed with a 5th of wiskey and a club, I dropped a few crackers on the ground and proceded to get drunk and thump snaffle at the same time. By the end of the night there were little piles of em'. Â I even used a few as bait Quote
snoboy Posted November 3, 2002 Posted November 3, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: NOPE.... what am I missing? You're missing lots. If you read the book, then you will get a recipe for "Souris a la Creme." Who could live without that?? Quote
sk Posted November 4, 2002 Posted November 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: muffy...i weigh 180 lbs...a packet of miso isn't gonna fuel me for a day of ice climbing and glacier travel...that lil bastard ate lots o my stash adn i had to regain the nourishment...since he ate my food...i wuz gunna gets it back... hey...i was gonna cook him...what's the big deal? well at least you were going to cook him Quote
sk Posted November 4, 2002 Posted November 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by snoboy: quote:Originally posted by Muffy The Wanker Sprayer: NOPE.... what am I missing? You're missing lots. If you read the book, then you will get a recipe for "Souris a la Creme." Who could live without that?? I supose I will have to read the book then... I just hope they have an engish traslation as I flunked french (not kissing though ) Quote
gapertimmy Posted November 4, 2002 Posted November 4, 2002 smoker i think you may have a new sport on your hands there. a new x game, drunken snaffle bashin, plab. Quote
freeclimb9 Posted November 4, 2002 Posted November 4, 2002 I spent some months in Australia back when drinking was easier on me. In Townsville, Queensland, I wiled away a night downing stubbies with some locals. Every so often a cane toad would hop onto the porch. A thwack with a cricket bat sent the fucker flying. The goal was to ring to distant neighbor's tin roof. Idol minds at play. More fun than throwing stones at the whistle pigs on the shore of Jackson lake. Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted November 4, 2002 Author Posted November 4, 2002 smoker- if ya wanna take timmy's suggestion and need a training partner, we can head up to baker and get some practice...Pm me if yuo wanna head out...i got dem snaffles dialed up there... Quote
sk Posted November 4, 2002 Posted November 4, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Fence Sitter: muffy, i dont think there are such things as glacier bunnies, but when i see one i will let you know. i would have rather eaten a bunny for sure, but this shit was personal! Mmmm mice burgers... Okay... but I thought the little white bunnies lived on the glacier  Starving to death and needing nurishment is one thing... you were going to eat the mouse for fun you had miso... what more do you want glutton Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted November 4, 2002 Author Posted November 4, 2002 muffy...i weigh 180 lbs...a packet of miso isn't gonna fuel me for a day of ice climbing and glacier travel...that lil bastard ate lots o my stash adn i had to regain the nourishment...since he ate my food...i wuz gunna gets it back... hey...i was gonna cook him...what's the big deal? Quote
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