A New Fight

[ZimZam]

Well just when you though our armed excursions were coming to a close, Barry's found a new one. This massacre is been going on for the last twenty years, and was entirely ignored by successive administrations as hundreds of thousands of people have been slaughtered. Now it seems the US wants to do something about it. What? Send in ground troops. You're gonna tell me this MF is more sophisticated than OBL. What we don't have a drone that can target this country-ass MF? Bullshit. Please don't tell me it's for humanitarian reasons either. They're just afraid the ChiComs are going to get all the vast mineral wealth first. American foreign policy has always neglected the Dark Continent and let this massacre go on and on and... You fucking hypocrites.

 

Belgians in the Congo

[Crux]

Yeah man, why send in a company of advisers? You know, like, I saw this movie, and it showed that Kurtz Koney can be taken out with just one Martin Sheen, a gun boat, and little bit of B52 drone backup. Of course, with all the covert special forces personnel already deployed, maybe that's already been tried.

Anyway, if I remember right, when Sheen was freaking out, he used alcohol. Be advised, YMMV.

[ZimZam]

everybody funny. now you funny too.

[akhalteke]

Weren't you fuckers complaining about us NOT sending in troops for Awlahi? You guys just love to bitch; don't you?

[ZimZam]

Weren't you fuckers complaining about us NOT sending in troops for Awlahi? You guys just love to bitch; don't you?

I don't two shitz about his ass. Advisors. Been there, done that.

[tvashtarkatena]

Weren't you fuckers complaining about us NOT sending in troops for Awlahi? You guys just love to bitch; don't you?

 

Nope.

[rob]

Maybe we can frame Awlahi with a bogus assassination plot and get the Israelis to bomb him for us. If anybody asks for the evidence, we'll just say it's classified.