allthumbs Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Wow. That's the Funniest Joke in the World. You have outdone yourself, trask [ 10-03-2002, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: slothrop ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 One out of 40,000-it could be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted October 4, 2002 Share Posted October 4, 2002 Hmmmm...I got this one emailed this morning from a friend...same joke, but the hunters were from New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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