American climbing culture

[Off_White]

Hmmm, thats an interesting question: Scottish Wanker = Dennis Harmon? I could be easily convinced, I'm far from swallowing the "just in from Scotland" bit, he doesn't seem to write with enough of an accent.

[richard_noggin]

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Originally posted by trask:

Nope, the next pilgrim that starts that tired old thread topic again gets staked to the desert naked, body slathered with honey, and a big old bag of ants dumped on him. A snafflehound will also be tied to his nutsack.

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Here's to that and as cavey would say rip out his eyes and piss in the sockets tear off his legs and trow them in the fire after he riped off his head and shit down his neck

[allthumbs]

I see you're easily amused, Sir Suxalot.

[richard_noggin]

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Originally posted by trask:

I see you're easily amused, Sir Suxalot.

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I see you are starting too mellow did that lude kick in too counter act that gager of crank.Hey I was wonder'in with all that homophobic smack you talk if your not a clozit

Just fool'in put the AR down and take your meds

[Scottish_wanker]

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Originally posted by Dru:

I think the real reason Scots dont wear undies under the kilt is cause the classic kilt is wool and so it makes them feel closer to the sheep...

 

Here is the wartime bloomer news article link. No NPR here its from the BBC!

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2221824.stm

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Youve fallen for English propagranda, look at the bottom of the link where it says " more English new". It's just more evidence of the malicious vendetta these English have against us poor we Scots and you are helping them. May the curse of a hundred haggis be upon you

[Scottish_wanker]

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Originally posted by richard noggin:

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Originally posted by Scottish wanker:

Hey don't take it personally, generalizations are always dangerous but you have to admit, if you are honest that there is a trend in the climbing culture here towards my extreme example. Bye the way FKU2.

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FKU2 Dude thats spelled PH-Q-2 Let's get it right next time

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Thank you chief Wanker, I am a foreign devil in a new land and these corrections to my spray are greatly appreicated--

[Scottish_wanker]

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Originally posted by trask:

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Originally posted by Scottish wanker:

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Originally posted by trask:

Well, you're the pussy that came in here talkin' shit about cc.comers, and what a big schlong you had under that cute little kilt. Go easy on that cloven hoof now, ya hear?! bwahahaha

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Trask, climbing with a kilt has many advantages. I submitted the following to Twight but for some reason it was not included in his opus grande. I suspect it will be in the second edition.

 

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1. Climbing with a kilt virtually reduces the condensation problem and reduces fluid loss caused by excessive sweating due to the cooling affect of the wind rattling around your jewels.Thus it is ideal for the fast and light concept.

 

2. Self Arrest. In a fall on neve, the kilt is swept upwards by the friction on the snow, revealing the one-eyed milk man ( as we call HIM in scotland) which, if properly aroused forms another self arresting device in addition to your trusty ice-axe.

 

3.Urination: No need for pit zips, patagonia super fly system etc. If you need to go, let gravity do it's work. With Gore-tex gaiters, the time saved can be considerable on a single-push effort in the Alaska range.

 

4.Gear racking; On big-wall climbs the second when immediately below the leader has a very convenient, shall we say groove to reach up and temporarily inset gear when making those crucial switch overs when speed climbing on the Nose.

 

5. Aid: the old timers called it combined tactics when they climbed onto the others shoulders to reach a sloper. With kilt climbing the second ,when below the leader can hand jam to reach that crucial hold that will allow a clean aid ascent. The crack is 5.10 thin hands only please and wipes are needed in the haul bag.

 

I hope this educates you to some of the new wave thinking we Scots are bringing to the game.

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Trask, Oh great one, that is the finest piece of Scottish ass that I have seen since I last lokked in the mirror. Thank you. Please be my mentor!!!!!

[Thinker]

Man, the site Trask got that photo from is amazing. Look at this from the same site

(definitely not Scottish)....

 

[Off_White]

Hey, I just heard on the radio today that the Scots wore women's lingerie under their kilts in WWI until kilts were prohibited on the battlefield. Something about tights and bloomers saturated in some chemical to minimize mustard gas exposure. Heh heh, you know, eh what, doctors orders, got to wear 'em, nudge nudge, wink wink, there's a lad.

[catbirdseat]

This was one hell of a funny post. A few of the replies were funny too. What ever happened to Scottish_Wanker anyway?