allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 There will be a slide show at 7:00 Friday evening at the Chandler’s Hooters featuring Trask, with his most recent exploits at various strip bars, concerts, county jails and even some tomfoolery in the wilds of the Cascades. Come early, come all … brownies and punch, free! Hope to see you there. trask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 you couldn't pay me to go this show... that guy has totally sold out. I used to think he was cool back in the day, when he was doing some really sick shit down in south seattle. But now he's gone totally corporate - got sponsored by Coors and KY jelly - and is raking in the cash doing these chest-beating slideshows. fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I BARELY REMEMBER THE LAST TRASK SLIDE SHOW I ATTENDED...THE MEMORIES HAVE BEEN BLOCKED FROM MY MIND....THE TRAUMA WAS SO SERVE THAT I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES.... IT WAS THE FIRST AND THE LAST TIME I HAVE EVER SEEN A SOMEONE STAB SOMEONE WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING......WEIRD.. IT MADE ALTAMONT WITH UNCLE JERRY AND THE DEAD MILD..... HAVE FUN TRASKIE AND SAVE SOME DURTIES FOR ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I'm puttin' Mickey's aside for a week and trying out a new food group: And I'm gonna take a sixer with me to the Trask slide show and if them Hooter Girls want a sip, they're gonna have to beg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I got crabs at the last Trask slide show from a girl who swore she was a virgin! My new rule is: If it's fresh, it don't smell like fish. I don't remember having this twitch over my right eye before the last Trask slide show, either, now that I think about it. Weird... Greg W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 Ah come on and admit it, you guys had fun. Those are just battle scars and love bites. Besides, what's a few crabs among friends? [ 08-16-2002, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Besides, what's a few crabs among friends? DINNER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Are you going to have those female professional wrestlers working security again? MMMmmm...booty-licious!! [ 08-16-2002, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 yes, Sheba and Conette with handle the gate. Remember last time when those unruly mounties and mazamas showed up? [ 08-16-2002, 11:51 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: yes, Sheba and Conette with handle the gate. Remember last time when those unruly mounties and mazamas showed up? "Sheba", so that's what that tattoo means!! I've been trying to figure that out forever. Whew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 yup, it's unfortunate you can only read the whole name when Mr. Happy's at attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: yup, it's unfortunate you can only read the whole name when Mr. Happy's at attention. You got one too, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by erik: is that why larson hates the mounties soo much??? dang i would have never guessed If you see him on Rainier, make sounds like a goat and a chainsaw and watch him jump like a little schoolgirl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 Larson really likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: Larson really likes this Which one is Larson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 17, 2002 Author Share Posted August 17, 2002 No, I was talking about the one YOU told me about. You can read mine (Connette luvs trask)flaccid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: yes, Sheba and Conette with handle the gate. Remember last time when those unruly mounties and mazamas showed up? I don't remember much... but I seem to recall that one mountie guy who was all liquored up because he had just been appointed as chair of the Special Mountaineers Sub-subcommittee on Paper Clips of the Subcommittee on Office Supplies of the Committee on Administrative Matters. His buddies took him to the slide show to celebrate... and he was never heard from again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Roger: I don't remember much... but I seem to recall that one mountie guy who was all liquored up because he had just been appointed as chair of the Special Mountaineers Sub-subcommittee on Paper Clips of the Subcommittee on Office Supplies of the Committee on Administrative Matters. His buddies took him to the slide show to celebrate... and he was never heard from again. Actually they found that guy three days later, naked covered with green paint and shackled to a goat carcass wandering the Mountain Loop Road down near Barlow Pass. He had a large "B" tattoed on each butt cheek and when SAR showed up he bent over and said his name was "BoB" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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erik Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 is that why larson hates the mounties soo much??? dang i would have never guessed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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