Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: quote:Originally posted by Anna: Yah that too, I guess. Size not matter. Now back to the full rack dangling from the chest dream.... Is it true that most women could care less about a fella's size? I've had so many women say, "Oh my gawd, look at the size of that thing! I'll be torn to bits!" then go on to tell me that size doesn't matter. So what's the real scoop on this deal? You can get rid of that torn to bits phobia by filing off the burrs on the edge of your #5 Camalot before you give the chick the rack for the OW pitch she is ropegunning you up, dude [ 05-08-2002, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 To each his(or in this case, her) own. --who the hell said that? Different women, different preferences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: It takes a certain kind of woman to climb, so I thought I'd show my appreciation and respect to all those who do what they do! 1) They aren't afraid to get dirty. 2) They are adventurous (in all their pursuits). 3) They speak their mind. 4) They can take shit. 5) They can dish it out. 6) They don't have nails to break. 7) They like to drink beer. 8) They are strong in mind, body, and spirit. 9) Climbing counteracts their foul moods! 10) They don't hide behind their make-up. 11) They are fit and ripped! 12) Bra tops & belay views! 13) They can lead, they can second, they like to get on top but they dont mind if you get on top first. 14) You can bring a lighter sleeping bag along if you have someone to spoon with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 To Each His Own I cannot change the way I am, I never really try, God made me different and unique, I never ask him why. If I appear peculiar, There's nothing I can do, You must accept me as I am, As I've accepted you. God made a casting of each life, Then threw the old away, Each child is different from the rest, Unlike as night from day. So often we will criticize, The things that others do, But, do you know, they do not think, The same as me and you. So God in all his wisdom, Who knows us all by name, He didn't want us to be bored, That's why we're not the same. "Oh brother..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Right on...I like what your thinking, Dru! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Anna: Why I love men that climb: 5. There is nothing like a man with a full rack dangling from his chest... The opposite holds true as well, as there is nothing like a woman with a full rack dangling from her chest. I'm talking trad gear here - get your mind out of the gutter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: quote:Originally posted by Anna: Why I love men that climb: 5. There is nothing like a man with a full rack dangling from his chest... The opposite holds true as well, as there is nothing like a woman with a full rack dangling from her chest. I'm talking trad gear here - get your mind out of the gutter! Projecting, yes. Dangling i would recommend a tighter gear sling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 jkrueger, get serious. have you ever known a climber that didn't have his mind in the gutter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jkrueger: [The opposite holds true as well, as there is nothing like a woman with a full rack dangling from her chest. I'm talking trad gear here - get your mind out of the gutter! The one's you do have to watch out for are the one's with their racks hanging down around their waists Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: [/qb] Projecting, yes. Dangling i would recommend a tighter gear sling [/QB]or nip tassels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 don't sport tops help with that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 maby someone on this silly thread knows the answer to why American woman all shave their armpits but European woman mostly do not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: maby someone on this silly thread knows the answer to why American woman all shave their armpits but European woman mostly do not? I actualy know the answer to that: in the late'20s when women were trying to get the right to vote, the "flappers" began to shave armpits and legs to show their independence. Ironic isn't it? [ 05-08-2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: jkrueger, get serious. have you ever known a climber that didn't have his mind in the gutter? Have you ever known anyone in Spray to be serious? My mind is so far in the gutter that I was just tryin to fool myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: Ironic isn't it?[/QB] back in the days when this g-string, wasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I thought the reason French women dont shave is cause french men dont floss and if the women shaved the mens teeth would all rot [ 05-08-2002, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Dru ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: I thought the reason French women dont shave is cause french men dont floss and if the women shaved the mens teeth would all rot I think thats just you Dru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 15) They don't complain when you blow all your dough on gear because "it's for them too." 16) Unlike all their other $100+ shoes, rock shoes and mountain boots at least serve a utilitarian purpose. 17) Hard women like hard men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I think jkrueger is trying to get laid tonight. I haven't heard this much brown nosin' in years. Why not have your surgeon permanently sew your lips to SK's ass. [ 05-08-2002, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Son of Caveman: I think jkrueger is trying to get laid tonight. I haven't heard this much brown nosin' in years. Why not have your surgeon permanently sew your lips to SK's ass. That was not brown nosing that was giving me shit about all of my shoes. Besides Jkrueger gets laid every night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: quote:Originally posted by Dru: I thought the reason French women dont shave is cause french men dont floss and if the women shaved the mens teeth would all rot I think thats just you Dru I floss with hip chain cord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 yeah right, and my harem is so large, they won't all fit under the 'big top'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 dru, what's all this about you flossing with women's pit hair?? gnarly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Realy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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