foraker Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Anything we do here is vastly more interesting than those MN favorites: 1) ice fishing 2) cow tipping 3) inbreeding Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 how would you know? have you tried any of those things? I've got more excitement in one of my fingertips then this whole board. Ask any girl in Minnesota. Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Maybe you guys should consider giving climbing a chance! It might even be more fun than "spraying" or whatever you call posting volumes and volumes of fluff. Worrying about who has the most post count just seems so trivial to me! I can't believe you guys take this seriously. I've always had a hard time believing that you take us seriously, but that is exactly what has made you a star. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 chaps is a masterbutter sculpter. and the double entendre is intentional Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 how would you know? have you tried any of those things? I've got more excitement in one booger on my fingertips then this whole board. Ask any girl in Minnesota. Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 you can kiss off Cobra Commander! So there...I'm not pulling any punches with you anymore! Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Good one Dechristo. Did your mom help you with that one? Obviously retardation runs in the family. Zing! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 chaps: comin' atcha straight from the mean streets of white bear lake Quote
archenemy Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 chaps: comin' atcha straight from the mean streets of white bear lake in camo Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Well the Pacific Northwest sure must be soft, if you guys represent them. If you do, I pity that whole section of the country. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Does that mean I can't crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota? Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Your Mom "helps" me quite often. Â Run Forest! Run! You're a little slow with the mom jokes. I already beat you to it. Minnesota 1 Pacific Northwest 0 Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Does that mean I can't come visit and crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota? Â It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 You beat me to your Mom? You're kind of a sick puppy Chaps. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 and how much you like having 16 dennys within a 1 mile radius. the land of 10,000 losers Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Damn it! You know that is not what I meant. Start playing fair or I'm going to make you regret it. Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 and how much you like having 16 dennys within a 1 mile radius. the land of 10,000 losers  Get real Cobra Commander! Dennys is a good resteraunt, so your little joke falls flat on its face. Ever have a grand slam before? Quote
Dechristo Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I'm so terrified, there's a stream of Chaps running down my leg. It's alright, your Mom'll lap it up. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Does that mean I can't come visit and crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota? Â It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. Â I'm quite serious. I was hoping to establish Camp One at point 500 ft. Then in a daring feet of high altitude alpinism, push the high camp all the way up to 850 ft. There, I would wait for a weather window, climb out of the corn field inversion, and make a dash for the summit, girth hitching only rusty tractor parts for pro. Wearing camo the whole time, of course. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I dropped a deuce in lake minnetonka. should put a damper on the bass fishing season! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Wearing camo the whole time, of course. Â actually hypercolor is still raging out there. Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Does that mean I can't come visit and crash at your place during my next mountaineering sojourn to Minnesota? Â It depends if your serious about climbing or not. Or if you're just a fluffing poser. Â I'm quite serious. I was hoping to establish Camp One at point 500 ft. Then in a daring feet of high altitude alpinism, push the high camp all the way up to 850 ft. There, I would wait for a weather window, climb out of the corn field inversion, and make a dash for the summit, girth hitching only rusty tractor parts for pro. Wearing camo the whole time, of course. Â I have no idea what you're talking about, and whatever slang you're using for climbing equipment is not going to help you out when you try to climb some where else other than the Pacific Northwest. "tractor parts" = ice axe? Whatever, but I suggest we stick with calling it an ice axe. Quote
Chaps Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Damn it! You guys are ganging up on me! Obviously none of you could handle going mano y mano with me. Quote
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