G-spotter Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 I invented the wheel. Fucking great thing. But then instead of telling anyone about it, leading to wheelbarrows and unicycles and Formula One and all sorts of other good things, I decided just to keep it to myself, to allow others the pleasure of discovery. Except when they think they're inventing it, they are really just REINVENTING it, cause I was there first and did it before them. Motherfuckers, take that! Quote
billcoe Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 I invented the wheel. Fucking great thing. But then instead of telling anyone about it, leading to wheelbarrows and unicycles and Formula One and all sorts of other good things, I decided just to keep it to myself, to allow others the pleasure of discovery. Except when they think they're inventing it, they are really just REINVENTING it, cause I was there first and did it before them. Motherfuckers, take that! Congrats! Saw your bike. Which evolved from your trike: Quote
j_b Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 That or whatever they did wasn't really cutting edge, and didn't have to be told about? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 24, 2009 Posted December 24, 2009 I think you might have invented something even more basic. The Tool, for example. Quote
G-spotter Posted December 24, 2009 Author Posted December 24, 2009 Bill, more like this: So I can ride over there and have my bike kick your ass Quote
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