ivan Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 both kids have the flu at the moment, so i've been taking in a toxic quantity of kids programming, and must make the following complaint: to whit, while i appreciate that phish is now on the soundtrack of the new scooby doo cartoon movies (not the live-action ones, mind) i can't help but notice in these new ones that the goblins and assorted spooks are, in fact, real -wtf?!? no "and i woulda got away w/ it if it weren't for you frak'n kids!?!" the only redeeming feature is that the f'ugly chick now always passes out when the existence of true supernatural beings is proved "because her rational mind can't except it" - oh yeah, and instead of being 20 minute long episodes now they're 75 - does these new age bitzes all figure they're peter jackson too? Quote
pink Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 dont tell me they got rid of scooby snacks.... Quote
ivan Posted October 25, 2009 Author Posted October 25, 2009 dont tell me they got rid of scooby snacks.... you guessed it! fucking bitches! reckon they musta thought them immoral? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 All the better to market teach valuable life lessons to our precious little ones. Compare the quality of modern Sat morning cartoons to the Mel Blanc era: an age when the cartoonists did whatever the hell they wanted because it amused them...kids be damned. Great stuff. Quote
ivan Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 holy shit, now i'm viewing da clone war, part uno cartoon movie - HAS THE WHOLE CARTOON WORLD GONE FUCKING CRAZY?!?! speaking of economics, how in the hell does the imperial/universal economy afford to keep replacing all those expensive toys? what the hell is the tax rate for your average jedi? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 You've taken too much acid. YOu've got to get back to the ship. Quote
ivan Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 You've taken too much acid. YOu've got to get back to the ship. never get off the fucking boat man! Quote
ivan Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 velma dinkley is hawt "they make me horny saturday morny these girls of cartoons will leave you in ruins i want to be betty's barney hey, get me off this crazy thing called love" Quote
ivan Posted October 27, 2009 Author Posted October 27, 2009 omfg, ya'll have got to watch "brother bear" right fucking now so you can understand why i HAD to kill meself :: now if only i can manage to get my whole head in front of the shotgun, and time it to match the crescendo of phil collins and tina turner simulatenously 'ing the phuck out! Quote
prole Posted October 27, 2009 Posted October 27, 2009 What ever you do, don't take psychedelics and watch this: [video:youtube] Quote
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