Dechristo Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 you suck so hard you could prolapse an anus out the head of a cock. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 you suck so hard you could prolapse an anus out the head of a cock. That makes no sense to me... Do you realize that I am only 14? Quote
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Then you're 86ed. You must be 18, physically, to be in this forum. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 Then you're 86ed. You must be 18, physically, to be in this forum. Well I'm breaking the rules then I guess... Quote
Off_White Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Wolfie, act your age. 12 year olds obsess over their postcount. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 Thanks for unlocking the thread. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Whats WB's deal...??? Getting a higher pc... Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 I realized today how much I hate the dentist! Quote
PhöQ Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 My buddy used to come over to my house all the time when we were like 13, 14. Anyways, he would sleep on the floor in my room, and I would sleep on my bed. There is a certain position you can get into where you can just keep farting for like a half hour. Think of when a dog stretches and they arch their back. It's just like that. Anyways, it's pitch black in the room and I'm just fartin away. Since it's pitch black, I pull my boxer's down so it will sound louder. All the sudden my buddy heard me kind of grunt I guess and then I say "UH OH." My buddy goes "why did you say 'UH OH?'" So I told him. "I think something came out man!" He gets up and turns on the light and points to the ground and says "What the FUCK is that?" Barely two inches from where his face was was a tiny little turd Apparently, it flew through the air and bounced off my wall and landed right next to his face. Disgusting story I know, but I was a kid and it was fucking hilarious!!! Quote
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