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My buddy used to come over to my house all the time when we were like 13, 14. Anyways, he would sleep on the floor in my room, and I would sleep on my bed. There is a certain position you can get into where you can just keep farting for like a half hour. Think of when a dog stretches and they arch their back. It's just like that. Anyways, it's pitch black in the room and I'm just fartin away. Since it's pitch black, I pull my boxer's down so it will sound louder. All the sudden my buddy heard me kind of grunt I guess and then I say "UH OH." My buddy goes "why did you say 'UH OH?'" So I told him. "I think something came out man!" He gets up and turns on the light and points to the ground and says "What the FUCK is that?" Barely two inches from where his face was was a tiny little turd Apparently, it flew through the air and bounced off my wall and landed right next to his face.

 

Disgusting story I know, but I was a kid and it was fucking hilarious!!!

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