kevbone Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 the Matrix you _are_ joking, right? No joke there. Matrix is one of the best movies in the last 10 years. Way ahead of its time. IMO Quote
kevbone Posted November 26, 2008 Author Posted November 26, 2008 Bone, you're lovably full of shit on this one. Red Dawn came out in 84. Taxi Driver, which made Red Dawn look like the Muppet Show, came out 8 years before it. Sheeit, even Road Warrior came out 3 years prior. And the God Father in 72? The horse head scene? The list is endless. In any case, it was Sam Peckinpah's westerns that first started spraying blood all over the camera lens, starting the year Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Red Dawn Red Dawn was the first movie to be released with a Motion Picture Association of America PG-13 rating.[1] At one time, Red Dawn was considered the most violent film by the Guinness Book of Records and The National Coalition on Television Violence, with a rate of 134 acts of violence per hour, or 2.23 per minute.[2] That's an assinine measure of violence. Level of violence is measured by the explicit nature of the scenes in the film and their emotional impact, not some dumbfuck number of times per hour somebody gets beaned on the head with a wiffle bat. Shit, Tom and Jerry has more acts of violence than Red Dawn, by that measure. It's a C grade kid's film. Of course, you read it on the web, so it must be so. Watch the final scene in Taxi Driver, which was made by a real director, with real actors, and tell me which movie leaves a more lasting impression. I agree with you. I was just quoting what wiki was stating. I grew up with red dawn..... I do love the road warrior. Quote
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Spartacus What you never seen A BOY AND HIS DOG??? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 And while we're on the subject: The Ten Commandments. Check out Yule Brenner's outfit. The guy was so pidgeon toed...and I think we all can figure out why. Quote
pink Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) [video:youtube]awppgYzzdlw Edited November 26, 2008 by pink Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Spartacus What you never seen A BOY AND HIS DOG??? 'the fuck are you goin on about? I've seen every movie in the galaxy...except Countryman. W.T.F? Edited November 26, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Doooood. How can you be so drunk? it's only Tue. Edited November 26, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
pink Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) [video:youtube]EzAnE4zuYuA Edited November 26, 2008 by pink Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I think when Kirk Douglas said "Bury me deep" he fucked up his line by substituting "me" for "it". Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 OMG, who could forget "2001"? It accurately predicted so many things, like how fucking boring the future would be. Quote
pc313 Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Doooood. How can you be so drunk? it's only Tue. Thanks for for reminding me i havent had beer yet! Edited November 26, 2008 by pc313 Quote
Hendershot Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 "Don't be a Menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood" was a spoof on all the "growing up in the hood" movies and a precursor to every Scary/Epic/Date movie that makes fun of successful movies Quote
pink Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) [video:youtube]-3ODe9mqoDE Edited November 26, 2008 by pink Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 Star Wars accurately predicted how full of big budget no plot animated movies the future would be. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) What would be great would be to remake Tron by adding the MS Clippy as a sidekick. Edited November 26, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 26, 2008 Posted November 26, 2008 I guess we'd have to shoehorn in some zombies, then. The budget's starting to bloat, but I'll bet we could get FW to play the part for some wall butteflies and a pair of retreads. Quote
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