Anybody out there wanna go shooting?

[tvashtarkatena]

Serious inquiry here. I need somone who wants to go out into the backwoods and shoot up some interesting metal objects for a super secret project I'm doing. High powered rifle and a .22 rifle would be ideal tools for this project. Within the next month sometime. I'll pay for gas, food, beer, and ammo, and supply the targets. Local only, please.

 

Let's go! But you'll have to wear this:

 

 

Don't those come standard with a zip down behind?

 

Dood, if you wanna doggystyle me in a furry outfit, just come out with it. The answer will continue to be no, as it was with the tutu, but at least you'll be making progress towards openness.

 

Edited November 7, 2008 by tvashtarkatena

[billcoe]

 

Moose Costume joke from the internet:

 

"Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose.

 

The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call.

 

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, lets get out and get him."

 

After a moment that seemed like an eternity as the big Bull Moose approached, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"

 

The guy in the front quietly says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself." 8D

 

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Need any targets?

 

 

Nah. Once you blow the head off, it just looks like a regular Cabbage Patch doll.