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it's almost 4 pm on a Fri... have you started drinking yet?

We started just after 3:00. I had to run to Albertson's by 4 o'clock cuz Allan didn't buy any limes when he got the beer. Can't have Coronas without the limes, ya know. Cut 15 minutes off my drinking time. :rolleyes:

 

It's all good now. 'cuse me while I go get another "replacement"... :tup:

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it's almost 4 pm on a Fri... have you started drinking yet?

We started just after 3:00. I had to run to Albertson's by 4 o'clock cuz Allan didn't buy any limes when he got the beer. Can't have Coronas without the limes, ya know. Cut 15 minutes off my drinking time. :rolleyes:

 

It's all good now. 'cuse me while I go get another "replacement"... :tup:

 

thank God someone is drinking already. I will not be cracking an adult beverage until 7:30.

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"waits" are considered anything less than an hour. "Torture" is defined as any wait longer than an hour but less than 2 hours. "Criminal" is defined as any wait longer than a torture.

 

By this definition, it is CRIMINAL!!!1

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"waits" are considered anything less than an hour. "Torture" is defined as any wait longer than an hour but less than 2 hours. "Criminal" is defined as any wait longer than a torture.

 

so essentially I'm being waterboarded?

 

WTF is the ACLU!!!!!1

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it's almost 4 pm on a Fri... have you started drinking yet?

We started just after 3:00. I had to run to Albertson's by 4 o'clock cuz Allan didn't buy any limes when he got the beer. Can't have Coronas without the limes, ya know. Cut 15 minutes off my drinking time. :rolleyes:

 

It's all good now. 'cuse me while I go get another "replacement"... :tup:

 

thank God someone is drinking already. I will not be cracking an adult beverage until 7:30.

After Action Report continues here.

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I am now officially on vacation for the next four weeks. I have been drinking rum and shall continue to drink rum until August 17 at midnight. I intend to drink rum in three states and two provinces.

 

I shall drink on the beaches, I shall drink on the landing grounds, I shall drink in the fields and in the streets, I shall drink in the hills; I shall never be sober, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving for rum or ice, then our liquor cabinet, beyond the seas, paid for by the government liquor store, would supply me , until, in God's good time, the vacation ends, and my hangover with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old liver.

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I am now officially on vacation for the next four weeks. I have been drinking rum and shall continue to drink rum until August 17 at midnight. I intend to drink rum in three states and two provinces.

 

I shall drink on the beaches, I shall drink on the landing grounds, I shall drink in the fields and in the streets, I shall drink in the hills; I shall never be sober, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving for rum or ice, then our liquor cabinet, beyond the seas, paid for by the government liquor store, would supply me , until, in God's good time, the vacation ends, and my hangover with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old liver.

 

i see what you did there

channeling winston churchill

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