Hugh Conway Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 go play outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 i'm gonna ride my chopper down to the licker store and gets me some.  just upgraded the seat to a brooks that cost more than the rest of the bike   _Owv79xVyrY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Â better stay out of the movie theaters... the cops are on to you, porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 hZ_gCOBIv0U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akhalteke Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 bahahhahahahhahhahhahhahahhahahahahhaa nice driving. style and panache. i like how he lured him back up and then took off like his asshole was on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Â nice ride porter, wanna go on a little poker run. i'll buy the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 just upgraded the seat to a brooks that cost more than the rest of the bike  I've taught you so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 (edited) i figured you'd steer him in the direction of no seat at all Edited June 27, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 i figured you'd steer him in the direction of no seat at all  Is that how you trained for El Capitan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 never climbed it, i made it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 never climbed it, i made it all up. Â Except the repeatedly taking it in the ass without lube part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 at least i have an ass, on the other hand YOUR (kkkk) all mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 i don't appreciate all your crude behavior in a thread bearing my name. now scoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 i don't appreciate all your crude behavior in a thread bearing my name. now scoot. Â go fuck yourself porter. OR BAN ME MOTHERFUCKER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 (edited) How to Be a Tough Guy Being a tough guy is perceived as being strong, fearless, and sometimes egotistical and macho. Â Steps Work out. Nothing says tough like massive arms. Get in the gym, hit the bench press and squats, and hit them hard. Don't tell anyone you've been working out either, come summertime the girls will be surprised at the pool. Make sure you wear clothes to reflect your toughness. Once you're in shape, don't be afraid to wear something a little tighter. Do scary things. Scary things include twirling knives at the dinner table, being able to tell the exact dimensions of cartridges (Starters : 5.56x45mm NATO, 9x19mm Parabellum, 7.62x51mm NATO, 7.62x39mm Soviet, 12.7x99mm BMG, etc). Don't talk much. Don't ask for help. Never let anyone see you upset. Don't talk about trivial things, mostly stick to what needs to be said. Be mysterious. Allude to past events that caused you to be the way you are. Under no circumstances make anything up. Nothing hurts. Pain is imaginary. Be gruff, get that stubble look. Be unpredictable. If you are unpredictable, people will not know what to expect from you, and this will discourage other "wannabe" tough-guys. Earn the respect of other people. Why be a tough-guy if nobody respects you? Earn respect by helping people with hard tasks that nobody else will take, but make sure you aren't a 'push-over' or 'slave-boy', or enforce your respect (Depending on what side you are - good or bad). The choice is up to you! Â Â Â Tips Don't laugh. Ignore jokes. Stand up straight. This will make you look self-confident. Build on confidence greatly. Consider joining Army or something similar. Learn to fight. Being a tough-guy means you must always be prepared to take on the haters. Learn peoples' weak spots. Everybody has a weak-point that can be exploited. Even you! Try to hide yours and exploit other peoples'. Go take a Japanese style of Jujitsu where you learn Karate at the same time. Nothing says you're the real thing like exuding strength, confidence and kindness. Jump over the fence all the time like Michael Klem. Â Warnings If you want to walk and talk tough - go ahead, but be careful not to overdo it. That will make you look like a wannabe and nobody respects a wannabe. Be gentle on the inside, yet strong on the outside. Make sure if a girl is hurt, you help out. You don't have to be a jerk to be tough. Don't be a bully. Bullying is a sign of your own psychological weakness. Being tough could result in being single. Unless you don't need a girlfriend, don't be afraid to do so. Play sports and get into fitness. Build up and you will be a tough macho in no time! Â Â Â Â Edited June 27, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 OR BAN ME MOTHERFUCKER! Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 OR BAN ME MOTHERFUCKER! Â Â Â Â Â kevbone proposes MAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 ones thing for sure, you guys don't mind shitting in your own nest. you like the feces knee deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 ones thing for sure, you guys don't mind shitting in your own nest. you like the feces knee deep. Â you are my Linda Lovelace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 ones thing for sure, you guys don't mind shitting in your own nest. you like the feces knee deep.  you are my Linda Lovelace  i guess that would be throat deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 ones thing for sure, you guys don't mind shitting in your own nest. you like the feces knee deep.  you are my Linda Lovelace  i guess that would be throat deep  trust a sperm gargler to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 get a room you two  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 Oh, speak bannination to me you dirty cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 you like getting banned, huh, you like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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