Hugh Conway Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 If you don't come up with a good joke soon I'm going to have you bludgeoned with huge sausages. mcjizzy already uses his on me Quote
pink Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 I'm a Captain and Tenile man, actually. your nothing like a walrus, your more like an onion. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Have you seen Marie Osmond lately? After pumping out a few kids, she hasn't exactly shrunk. It's just not something you want to bear witness to. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 I'm a Captain and Tenile man, actually. your nothing like a walrus, your more like an onion. The buddhists say that one is like an onion; peel away the layers, and there is nothing left inside. The Catholics say get some other bitch to peel the onion, that shit fucks up your eyes. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 baby-the-hut She's still got 137 teeth. Like Burt Lancaster with a bob. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) Prince now. Totally on theme for the evening. Makes me think of FW and KKK shopping for guns to protect their families together. But in my fantasy, Scott Harpell shows up, heavily armed, on meth. Edited June 24, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
akhalteke Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 Prince now. Totally on theme for the evening. Makes me think of FW and KKK shopping for guns to protect their families together. But in my fantasy, Scott Harpell shows up, heavily armed, on meth. My drug of choice is baby blood. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted June 24, 2008 Posted June 24, 2008 As long as mommy's a crack ho, you're good to go. Quote
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