kevbone Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice, 4" stilettos and a mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stilettos, mask, and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready - leather bodice, stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the remote and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STP Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 But...the second man is also married! What's different? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I don't know, lets connect the dots and see what we get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 I sent that one to my fiance. Haven't heard back yet. Maybe tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Holy crap, I'm never getting married!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Still no word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmncwrtr Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Still no word. Stilettos and leather corsets are easy to find. She's probably working on getting the mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Holy crap, I'm never getting married!!! But you look so good in stilettos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Holy crap, I'm never getting married!!! I don't think you ever had to worry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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