sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 Sex is the most phenomenal experience a human being gets to have. It is a high that is better than any drug and an emotion better than any thought. It cannot be over-rated. Hell, it can't even be compared to anything else. i totally agree. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 Sex is the most phenomenal experience a human being gets to have. To you maybe….I happen to think the result of the sex is the most incredible experience to have……watching my son being born. birth is a uniquely singular event. you can be there all you want but you are not experiencing it. Birth is not a shared event between mother and father. only baby and mom know whats up. and although it was amazing to give birth, it was not becuase it was pleasurable. it was much like any other body function that has to happen. it was going to happen whether i wanted it to or not and i had very little say over the whole thing. it was totally primal. I screamed and my body did the rest with out me. I was just along for the ride. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) From what I've read, heroin and having a bullet removed are both far more satisfying than sex. Edited February 13, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 No one's going to post birthing videos are they? Please God...please no.... Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 No one's going to post birthing videos are they? Please God...please no.... no fucking way. that was one event that i knew i did not want documented. its natural and shit but no one needs to see that. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 From what I've read, heroin and having a bullet removed are both far more satisfying than sex. hmmm i would have to try heroin and get shot to weigh in on that. I think i will stick with the sex though. Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 ...I would hope she is not posting her position, but rather, showing that she has a sense of humor... I'm sure she's exhibiting the latter, arch. Just look at those pearly whites! Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 It takes much more than physical beauty to be a good lover. Physical attraction is good bait, but there better be something between those ears.... an open mouth...? with no teeth...? Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 rob, the shirt is only funny to those of us that aren't being led around by the nose ring. For the brainless, horny, frat boys for which that is "business as usual," it's uproarious to the rest of us! I need to either commit to one or both days this weekend, or turn in my penis pass back to the wife. The clock is running. GO! ??? jmace, you married? Ever been? There's a difference between being led around by the nose ring by an attractive and available woman in the hopes of getting laid, and exhibiting behaviors toward your betrothed largely predicated upon matrimonial expedience and familial serenity. The difference may be minute, but it exists nonetheless. Put simply, I never cow-towed around my (now) wife when we were dating and/or engaged just to ensure that I got laid, but now I do things/have considerations for her that I never had before we got married. Sometimes, looking back, I wonder why she ever agreed to marry such a self-involved schmuck. Friends say I've grown since those days... One difference might involve the use of the term "penis pass". It's an oft-used coloquialism that many married folks use in conversation with "unencumbered" individuals to better explain the necessity of reaching a swift consensus on the use of said "pass." The implication is clear that the person holding the "pass" did not get it by groveling unashamedly or agreeing to a certain length of indentured servitude. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 Never heard it before, but if you want to talk about your cucumber, you've come to the right thread. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 rob, the shirt is only funny to those of us that aren't being led around by the nose ring. For the brainless, horny, frat boys for which that is "business as usual," it's uproarious to the rest of us! I need to either commit to one or both days this weekend, or turn in my penis pass back to the wife. The clock is running. GO! ??? jmace, you married? Ever been? There's a difference between being led around by the nose ring by an attractive and available woman in the hopes of getting laid, and exhibiting behaviors toward your betrothed largely predicated upon matrimonial expedience and familial serenity. The difference may be minute, but it exists nonetheless. Put simply, I never cow-towed around my (now) wife when we were dating and/or engaged just to ensure that I got laid, but now I do things/have considerations for her that I never had before we got married. Sometimes, looking back, I wonder why she ever agreed to marry such a self-involved schmuck. Friends say I've grown since those days... One difference might involve the use of the term "penis pass". It's an oft-used coloquialism that many married folks use in conversation with "unencumbered" individuals to better explain the necessity of reaching a swift consensus on the use of said "pass." The implication is clear that the person holding the "pass" did not get it by groveling unashamedly or agreeing to a certain length of indentured servitude. i just don't get that. the whole concept of a penis pass... if i am with a man who doesn't want to be with me or can't work out compromises in an adult and amicable way, i would rather not be in a relationship. Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 Never heard it before, but if you want to talk about your cucumber, you've come to the right thread. you can read about it... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 I just tell the wife I'm leavin' for an unspecified period, and that I may or may not be drunk when I get back. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 I just tell the wife I'm leavin' for an unspecified period, and that I may or may not be drunk when I get back. i don't think i would like being married to you. I don't think there is very much compromise there. Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 rob, the shirt is only funny to those of us that aren't being led around by the nose ring. For the brainless, horny, frat boys for which that is "business as usual," it's uproarious to the rest of us! I need to either commit to one or both days this weekend, or turn in my penis pass back to the wife. The clock is running. GO! ??? jmace, you married? Ever been? There's a difference between being led around by the nose ring by an attractive and available woman in the hopes of getting laid, and exhibiting behaviors toward your betrothed largely predicated upon matrimonial expedience and familial serenity. The difference may be minute, but it exists nonetheless. Put simply, I never cow-towed around my (now) wife when we were dating and/or engaged just to ensure that I got laid, but now I do things/have considerations for her that I never had before we got married. Sometimes, looking back, I wonder why she ever agreed to marry such a self-involved schmuck. Friends say I've grown since those days... One difference might involve the use of the term "penis pass". It's an oft-used coloquialism that many married folks use in conversation with "unencumbered" individuals to better explain the necessity of reaching a swift consensus on the use of said "pass." The implication is clear that the person holding the "pass" did not get it by groveling unashamedly or agreeing to a certain length of indentured servitude. i just don't get that. the whole concept of a penis pass... if i am with a man who doesn't want to be with me or can't work out compromises in an adult and amicable way, i would rather not be in a relationship. Muffy, clearly you missed the intent of my post. There is no issue of "being with", "not being with", or inability to broker compromises with someone when the reference to the "pass" is trotted out. At least, that's not my understanding of the use of the term. It's a construct of our times, due to the many demands on our time in our personal lives, and an amusing way to indicate to others that you don't have to watch the kids this weekend or whatever. Nothing to do at all with wanting to be with your mate/SO or not. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 I just tell the wife I'm leavin' for an unspecified period, and that I may or may not be drunk when I get back. i don't think i would like being married to you. I don't think there is very much compromise there. There's plenty of compromise. She could clear her shit out before I get back, for example. Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 I just tell the wife I'm leavin' for an unspecified period, and that I may or may not be drunk when I get back. i don't think i would like being married to you. I don't think there is very much compromise there. There's plenty of compromise. She could clear her shit out before I get back, for example. Yikes! Harsh... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 You gotta admit, that was a good one. Quote
sk Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 rob, the shirt is only funny to those of us that aren't being led around by the nose ring. For the brainless, horny, frat boys for which that is "business as usual," it's uproarious to the rest of us! I need to either commit to one or both days this weekend, or turn in my penis pass back to the wife. The clock is running. GO! ??? jmace, you married? Ever been? There's a difference between being led around by the nose ring by an attractive and available woman in the hopes of getting laid, and exhibiting behaviors toward your betrothed largely predicated upon matrimonial expedience and familial serenity. The difference may be minute, but it exists nonetheless. Put simply, I never cow-towed around my (now) wife when we were dating and/or engaged just to ensure that I got laid, but now I do things/have considerations for her that I never had before we got married. Sometimes, looking back, I wonder why she ever agreed to marry such a self-involved schmuck. Friends say I've grown since those days... One difference might involve the use of the term "penis pass". It's an oft-used coloquialism that many married folks use in conversation with "unencumbered" individuals to better explain the necessity of reaching a swift consensus on the use of said "pass." The implication is clear that the person holding the "pass" did not get it by groveling unashamedly or agreeing to a certain length of indentured servitude. i just don't get that. the whole concept of a penis pass... if i am with a man who doesn't want to be with me or can't work out compromises in an adult and amicable way, i would rather not be in a relationship. Muffy, clearly you missed the intent of my post. There is no issue of "being with", "not being with", or inability to broker compromises with someone when the reference to the "pass" is trotted out. At least, that's not my understanding of the use of the term. It's a construct of our times, due to the many demands on our time in our personal lives, and an amusing way to indicate to others that you don't have to watch the kids this weekend or whatever. Nothing to do at all with wanting to be with your mate/SO or not. to me it sounds like someone saying you are pussy whipped. the thing about jokes like that is that they are not all joke. there is an element of truth to it or you wouldn't find it amusing or in common with your friends. how we say things does make a difference. we become what we talk about. thats why negative language is so dangerous. Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 OK, I had to quit hitting the "Quote" button because I was getting this huge, 3-D feeling of falling into a box... There's no pussy-whipping involved here. Shit, most of the time I wish I was PW'ed. And yes, for every piece of humor uttered, there is a kernel of truth contained therein. But I have no negativity in mind when I get/spend my weekend "pass." It's just my way of saying that I'm free, and every guy/girl in the world knows that. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 I can see the concept of a penis pass as being useful in some instances. As in, for example, "I'm eating a bon bon right now dearest and therefore cannot allow your penis to pass my lips whilst I chew". Quote
sobo Posted February 13, 2008 Posted February 13, 2008 well, at least you're considerate... did I just say "you're"? I meant "she's"... Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.