sk Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, some serious advice. turning the spray off here. First off, forget fluffy websites like otdoorsclub.com. Those are all about dating disguised as hiking. If you want to climb hard rock and big peaks you need to go beyond that. I suggest visting a site like supertopo.com. There are a lot of experienced and serious California-based climbers there. Post and see if you can meet up with a guy named Jeff Batten. He's got a lot of experience and has helped out a lot of n00bs in the past. Probably would be willing to do a trip to Joshua Tree or Mt Woodson with you and show you the ropes. holy shit spraysage someone needs to come and pick me up off the floor. my hero has given REAL information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 booty call your 41 yr old "fire fighter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 horn dog weelll YA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darasius Posted February 2, 2008 Author Share Posted February 2, 2008 booty call your 41 yr old "fire fighter" Hes in Belfast, Ireland!!! Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 (edited) I'm actually glad about that, I know you love to play with them, but how incredibly irritating must it be for a woman, and to do any extreme outdoor activities with such discomfort! Okay you dumb cunt, here is your run on sentence. According to this poorly constructed attempt, you are saying that both things are irritating. My bad, but at least I clarified for you, so no need to be all flustered and confused, you fluffy little bunny. I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep right now, do you expect me to spout off genius lines in perfect grammatical form and structure?? oh thats pricesless. I have been running on 4 hours of sleep for 12 years. thats why my kids call me MOM i just think its funny that she called archie fluffy...wow if she only knew. btw Darsius, as one of those slightly better endowed than you. i can assure you my breasts never slowed me down on a climb. any inconvenience caused by wearing a sports bra is outweighed by the pleasure they provide me. Edited February 2, 2008 by minx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 i'm alone right now too. so lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 somebody touch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 IS ANYONE THERE??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 NP I'M OVER IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 you're not alone, porter. we're with you. sickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 by the way.... I've been left here alone in this 3 bedroom apartment in which I am currently living in. My brother abandoned me, and headed off to Mammoth for the weekend. Any crazy psychos want to stalk me down? I'm hooommmee allloooone defennselesssssss vulneraaaablleee sexxxy littttllee virginnnn Come get me most of the people here on in oregon and washington.... if you are really lonely you could go sneek into a bar and let out the college girl mating call "I'm so drunk" that aught to get you some attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 WHEN I WAS VULNERABLE AND ALONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME? it was much more than once, tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 by the way.... I've been left here alone in this 3 bedroom apartment in which I am currently living in. My brother abandoned me, and headed off to Mammoth for the weekend. Any crazy psychos want to stalk me down? I'm hooommmee allloooone defennselesssssss vulneraaaablleee sexxxy littttllee virginnnn Come get me stop, your killin me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheamclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 you scare me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I WOULD HAVE TAKEN ANYONE THAT NIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 they made a movie about her. it's called "Teeth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I WOULD HAVE TAKEN ANYONE THAT NIGHT. i always love to hear that from a one night stand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'm actually glad about that, I know you love to play with them, but how incredibly irritating must it be for a woman, and to do any extreme outdoor activities with such discomfort! Okay you dumb cunt, here is your run on sentence. According to this poorly constructed attempt, you are saying that both things are irritating. My bad, but at least I clarified for you, so no need to be all flustered and confused, you fluffy little bunny. I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep right now, do you expect me to spout off genius lines in perfect grammatical form and structure?? oh thats pricesless. I have been running on 4 hours of sleep for 12 years. thats why my kids call me MOM i just think its funny that she called archie fluffy...wow if she only knew. btw Darsius, as one of those slightly better endowed than you. i can assure you my breasts never slowed me down on a climb. any inconvenience caused by wearing a sports bra is outweighed by the pleasure they provide me. minx, you got hooters? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND I'M SOMEONE ELSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO FEEL GOOD TO FEEL GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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