tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 You worship me. You are my little serf. When I call, you come, dragging your hoe shaped stick. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 You shuffle your wooden, manure caked clogs, eyes downward, drooling on your potato like fingers, awaiting my next command to jump. I blink: your jaw tightens. I lift my finger to brush one of my golden curls from my aristrocratic brow; you cow. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I burn your village, sell your dumpy women to Arabs, and roast your dogs, and you are obliged to gift me with unleavened millet cakes, sweetened with wild honey. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 You are a human dirt clod. Any time I wish, I briefly entertain myself by crushing you into sand. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I make your day whenever I deign to urinate on your back. The attention rekindles your broken spirit. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Hey, I was just wondering if you had any recommendations for weight training plateau prevention? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 (edited) Do you prefer dual or monopoints? Edited January 9, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I'm really looking forward to seeing your toned physique in action on the ice this weekend. Wear something form fitting for photos. It's great to get training tips from people who really know what they're doing. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 After all, that's how we all get better at our art, isn't it? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 But real art is when I paint a hammer and sickle on the top of your stump like head in fresh urine. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Woops! The time! Gotta hit the gym.... Quote
olyclimber Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 But real art is when I paint a hammer and sickle on the top of your stump like head in fresh urine. Â you're in no position to be talking about "stump-like" heads, fuckface. Â and just try to piss on me - I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck. Â Â Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Why, I believe I've already have pissed all over you. Â And if you really want a chance to unscrew something other than ice screws, given that you're not familiar with them, feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to arrange an outing together so that you can show me your stunning physique. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 And if you really want a chance to unscrew something other than ice screws, given that you're not familiar with them, feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to arrange an outing together so that you can show me your stunning physique. Â Gee, another reminder that you ice climb. Wow! That's amazing. You are such a man. Everyone should respect you now. It must give your life meaning. Â I'll stick to climbing with people I actually like. Thanks for the offer though. Â Â Â Â Quote
lI1|1! Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 And if you really want a chance to unscrew something other than ice screws, given that you're not familiar with them, feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to arrange an outing together so that you can show me your stunning physique. Â Gee, another reminder that you ice climb. Wow! That's amazing. You are such a man. Everyone should respect you now. It must give your life meaning. Â I'll stick to climbing with people I actually like. Thanks for the offer though. Â Â Â Â just get a room you two Quote
minx Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I am sensing some hostility here. Â Â nope i think 1l1l1l1 is right. i think they're flirting Quote
ericb Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 And if you really want a chance to unscrew something other than ice screws, given that you're not familiar with them, feel free to PM me. I'd be happy to arrange an outing together so that you can show me your stunning physique. Â Gee, another reminder that you ice climb. Wow! That's amazing. You are such a man. Everyone should respect you now. It must give your life meaning. Â I'll stick to climbing with people I actually like. Thanks for the offer though. Â Â Â Â KKK....if you didn't have kids or a job, you'd be looking for an identity as well. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I am sensing some hostility here.   nope i think 1l1l1l1 is right. i think they're flirting  TTK may be flirting, but for some reason he thinks "no" means "yes".  Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 You need your job and kids to have an identity? Bummer, dude. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 I've booked a room...in Coulee City. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 (edited) I wasn't aware that denigrating ice climbing won many non-poser adherents on a climbing website. Edited January 9, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
archenemy Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 You need your job and kids to have an identity? Bummer, dude. Not to get all serious, but yes, I think that things like one's family and one's profession have a great deal to do with one's identity. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Do you feel a 'lack of identity' because you don't have kids? I don't. Quote
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