The_Rooster Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 The phones are ringing off the hook! I should have a lot of work coming up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Rooster, I have a question. The other day at work someone said I type using "the chicken method: hunt and peck!" Are your feelings are hurt when humans use your kind as humor material? Or what about the time when The Penguin---a fellow bird!---had that scheme to smuggle diamonds in chickens and cackled “eggscellent!” Does the exploitation make you feel cheap and used? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I dream about you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I have a feeling the Rooster will have his sights on YOU after watching this fine talkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 if the rooster went blind, it would never crow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Pink, that's a common misconception. Fact is, if they lose their sight, they crow all the time. Also, it's a little known fact that, roosters lose their sight by the same cause as humans: ungoverned masturbation. The facial expression of your avatar pic suggests that you take heed... ...or prepare for changing the strength, regularly, of your corrective opticals. Now, you know why he was called, "Mr. Magoo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 But does a blind crow ever roost? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 many hunters crow about the comfy roost in their blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Many blind hunters roost on comfy crows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rooster Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Rooster, I have a question. The other day at work someone said I type using "the chicken method: hunt and peck!" Are your feelings are hurt when humans use your kind as humor material? Or what about the time when The Penguin---a fellow bird!---had that scheme to smuggle diamonds in chickens and cackled “eggscellent!” Does the exploitation make you feel cheap and used? Well, just look at the responses in here and YOU tell ME how I should feel about it! :anger: Not a single compliment for my acting performance! Just more wisecracks about dinner and such. No respect, I tell you. COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 (edited) (I guess now is not the time to bring up my fondness for scrambled eggs) Edited December 10, 2007 by builder206 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 you're walking on eggshells here, buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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