50% chance

[archenemy]

of rain today. Bring your coats.

[minx]

i've got yer 50% chance right here. i'm friggin soaked!

[archenemy]

raincoats all around.

[minx]

i needed a rain level 3 biohazard suit to stay dry out there. blech.

[tvashtarkatena]

Shut yer whine spouts and just be glad its not raining sulphuric acid, like it is on Venus.

[archenemy]

i needed a rain level 3 biohazard suit to stay dry out there. blech.

You on the only person on earth who could make one of those look sexy.

[minx]

i love you. i look vaguely similar to a drowned rat right now and now i feel better. can i buy you a beer for that?

[foraker]

Everyone who thinks layton is crazy for leaving, raise your mossy wet hand.

[minx]

*raising webbed fingered hand*

 

crap, the moss just fell in my eye! that's why you should never raise your hand in class kids.

[archenemy]

i love you. i look vaguely similar to a drowned rat right now and now i feel better. can i buy you a beer for that?

Sure, you can even buy me two. The more I drink, the cuter I am .

[minx]

hmmm...my butt gets smaller the more i drink

[archenemy]

"I'll take what she's having"

[tvashtarkatena]

hmmm...my butt gets smaller the more i drink

 

Funny, that's exactly how it works with guys.

[archenemy]

I sure wish their dicks got bigger. What kind of beer does that?

[tvashtarkatena]

Not bigger, just heavier.

[chucK]

raincoats all around.

 

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[jon]

I could have swam to work today and stayed dryer.

[Dechristo]

I sure wish their dicks got bigger. What kind of beer does that?

 

Busch

[archenemy]

A friend I work with had his window down a crack b/c he was smoking in his car on his way to work. An 18 wheeler drove past him and douched the whole inside of his car. Bwaahhahahaa!

[archenemy]

And also, I have no plans of doing anything productive today at work.

[minx]

you have people for that right?

[archenemy]

Right.

[archenemy]

The little people.

[minx]

i don't like them. they don't need beer to have a little butt.

[archenemy]

They need a lot to get a little ass though.