favorite shit beers

[fenderfour]

It's Arrogant bastard Ale tonight, after a couple of 9 Pound Porters.

 

This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory --- maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing the words as you read this.

 

...And I'm pretty good at typing when drunk.

 

 

Yeah-ah

Edited December 2, 2007 by fenderfour

[pink]

lick sac, it's been fermenting in my shorts all day. i haven't drank for weeks. trying to get light for jtree. my favorite brews are out of california, stone levitation and redracer5.

[fenderfour]

I haven't been "light" since i was 12. Most of my climbing ills stem from poor technique, not from the 24 oz of beer I'm enjoying right now.

[EWolfe]

pwned:

 

 

 

:rocken:

[minx]

ahhhh...an 80s classic. "Beer" beer---i got my first MIP b/c of that beer. ah hazy memories

[pink]

EWolfe, just to let you know....i installed to way mirrors in your bedroom so you better be nice to me or i'll tell everyone about you and layton.

Edited December 2, 2007 by pink

[tvashtarkatena]

Mickey Big Mouth: the only beer ever designed to pour past your tastebuds.

[pink]

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[Crux]

Although sans cryptograhic messages under the cap, the Big Mouth did facilitate tolerance of an equally foul flavor by helping to make possible the sub-second quaff. So the choice between Lucky and Mickey depended upon priorities: Did the young guzzler want to test his lyrical prowess while under the influence, or did he just want get the job done, ASAP.

 

Btw, funnels and hoses are aid.

[ken4ord]

Well it use to be PBR, I always had a supply, especially during the summer. Now with an endless summer in Rwanda, I prefer Mutzig, Gran et iconge (big bottle and cold).

 

 

 

 

 

Also I want to say one thing, in regard to Hiene. Just because it is an import doesn't mean it ain't shit, it is just more expensive shit.

[Crux]

Apparently in this day of the interwebs, those debauchee of brew can have their cryptograph and big mouth too:

 

[tvashtarkatena]

When I used to hitchhike a lot as a teen, I noted that Big Mouths were favored by drunk drivers. Short trip? No problem. I never saw anyone down one in more than three gulps.