fenderfour Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 (edited) It's Arrogant bastard Ale tonight, after a couple of 9 Pound Porters. This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory --- maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing the words as you read this. ...And I'm pretty good at typing when drunk. Yeah-ah Edited December 2, 2007 by fenderfour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 lick sac, it's been fermenting in my shorts all day. i haven't drank for weeks. trying to get light for jtree. my favorite brews are out of california, stone levitation and redracer5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 I haven't been "light" since i was 12. Most of my climbing ills stem from poor technique, not from the 24 oz of beer I'm enjoying right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 pwned: :rocken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 ahhhh...an 80s classic. "Beer" beer---i got my first MIP b/c of that beer. ah hazy memories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 (edited) EWolfe, just to let you know....i installed to way mirrors in your bedroom so you better be nice to me or i'll tell everyone about you and layton. Edited December 2, 2007 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Mickey Big Mouth: the only beer ever designed to pour past your tastebuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 1EqIdsQRxxw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Although sans cryptograhic messages under the cap, the Big Mouth did facilitate tolerance of an equally foul flavor by helping to make possible the sub-second quaff. So the choice between Lucky and Mickey depended upon priorities: Did the young guzzler want to test his lyrical prowess while under the influence, or did he just want get the job done, ASAP. Btw, funnels and hoses are aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Well it use to be PBR, I always had a supply, especially during the summer. Now with an endless summer in Rwanda, I prefer Mutzig, Gran et iconge (big bottle and cold). Also I want to say one thing, in regard to Hiene. Just because it is an import doesn't mean it ain't shit, it is just more expensive shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Apparently in this day of the interwebs, those debauchee of brew can have their cryptograph and big mouth too: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 When I used to hitchhike a lot as a teen, I noted that Big Mouths were favored by drunk drivers. Short trip? No problem. I never saw anyone down one in more than three gulps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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