Gary_Yngve Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 As I was walking home last night, a car ran over a crow, and it was left there thrashing and twitching. Somehow, the crow communicated a warning to all its brethren (dunno sound or phermones), and then I was surrounded by a chaotic chorus of crows in the treetops cawing. It was quite an experience hearing hundreds of loud caws from all directions. (as an aside, if i had seen a shovel nearby and put the crow out of its misery, what would the legality of that had been?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I'm surprised that there wasn't a shovel around. Did you really look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 a democrat would have eaten it. they do it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 are you actually concerned with the legality? I guess they'd have to arrest every kid with a pellet gun these days... its a fucking crow = flying black rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 bullshit. crows are smart and cool. stupid human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 but the salient point is really the shovel aspect. I doubt that he really looked. I think he made this up in hindsight, but when the pressure was on, he didn't know what to do (including looking for a shovel). That is my hypothesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) "No shovel"? Nice excuse. You could have just stomped him, man. ...and rats are smart too, though not so cool. and.. Homer: "Weasling out of stuff is important to learn. It is what separates humans from the animals. Except for the weasels." Edited October 19, 2007 by chucK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 TtmLVP0HvDg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 bullshit. crows are smart and cool. stupid human. those motherfuckers go through my garbage can every friday, and guess what, MrStupidHuman, right now, after picking up all of the stuff they've thrown around, i'm tempted to get my 12 gauge out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 dumb bastards always take off when i try to sneak out after them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 bullshit. crows are smart and cool. stupid human. those motherfuckers go through my garbage can every friday, and guess what, MrStupidHuman, right now, after picking up all of the stuff they've thrown around, i'm tempted to get my 12 gauge out... a smart human would know how to safeguard a friggin' garbage can from a crow. Stupid human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 (edited) Get a better garbage can you ignoramus. How embarrassing to be stupider than crows. oops, beaten to the punch Edited October 19, 2007 by chucK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 the problem is we generate too much trash to get the fucking lid on...so there is always one trash bag that doesn't fit. So, its left on the sidewalk next to the very well safeguarded can. This, they proceed to go through like its christmas morning until i go out screaming obsecenities...what a way to start off my friday work day. I've taken waiting until i hear the garbage truck coming and then running the last garbage bag out then. Problem with that is sometimes i can't wait cuz he runs late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Get a better garbage can you ignoramus. How embarrassing to be stupider than crows. oops, beaten to the punch eat a bag of dicks... i'm using the fucking can WM gave us. I got a bigger one and then got a bunch of shit from the garbage clowns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 where's my shovel so i can whack you two mf-ers??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 dumb bastards always take off when i try to sneak out after them... i read somewhere crows can tell the difference between a man carrying a gun and one carrying a stick. you should try and disguise your 12 gage as a piece of wood with some extra knots or something. then we would know if the crows look closely at the stick or if they can tell by the swagger of the man's walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BachelorTravis Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 the problem is we generate too much trash to get the fucking lid on...so there is always one trash bag that doesn't fit. So, its left on the sidewalk next to the very well safeguarded can. This, they proceed to go through like its christmas morning until i go out screaming obsecenities...what a way to start off my friday work day. I've taken until waiting til i hear the garbage truck coming and then running the last garbage bag out then. Problem with that is sometimes i can't wait cuz he runs late. so much for engineers being able to problem solve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Sounds like good premise for that stupid fucking Mythbusters show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 the problem is we generate too much trash to get the fucking lid on...so there is always one trash bag that doesn't fit. So, its left on the sidewalk next to the very well safeguarded can. This, they proceed to go through like its christmas morning until i go out screaming obsecenities...what a way to start off my friday work day. I've taken until waiting til i hear the garbage truck coming and then running the last garbage bag out then. Problem with that is sometimes i can't wait cuz he runs late. so much for engineers being able to problem solve and this is news how?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Sounds like good premise for that stupid fucking Mythbusters show. i'll volunteer for that show... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 So you getting a surprise when you get back from work this evening, or will the wind have shared the wealth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 the problem is we generate too much trash to get the fucking lid on...so there is always one trash bag that doesn't fit. So, its left on the sidewalk next to the very well safeguarded can. This, they proceed to go through like its christmas morning until i go out screaming obsecenities...what a way to start off my friday work day. I've taken waiting until i hear the garbage truck coming and then running the last garbage bag out then. Problem with that is sometimes i can't wait cuz he runs late. Try camoflauging the extra bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 yuck it up, man, yuck it up...my life is a JOKE right now...everything that can go wrong has gone south for the winter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 ... 'cept those damn crows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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