kevbone Posted October 11, 2007 Author Share Posted October 11, 2007 I just have to laugh......what are you trying to say? I am a groupie? To who? Better climbers than myself.....well....that's most of this site..... I am now a follower of Raindawg..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Reminds me of Zappa's "groupie routine", something everybody should hear once. Here's a script of one variation: I mean, really, really, I mean, you guys, What can I say, you guys are my favorite band You gotta tell me somethin', Are you here in Hollywood long? I mean, I just... No, I'm ah, we're recording here in town You're recording here? Yeah, at the Record Plant The Record Plant? Yeah Oh, Bobby Sherman records here I just love Bobby Sherman and David Cassidy Do you know David Cassidy? No, I... Have you ever run into any members of the Tree Dog Night? Joe Shermy once I... Oh! They are my favorite band! They're so professional, I mean... So creative... How 'bout David Crosby? I mean... He's so in, you know, I... No, I never... He's...he just knows... I mean, he almost cut his hair but he didn't No, listen, ah, do you know how... Do you know how to get to the Chateau Mormon from here? Not exactly...is it by the, by the airport? No no, we don't, we have a bus on this particular thing Oh! Yeah Tell me one thing: do you like my new car? Oh yeah! It's a...Pavilion, isn't it? Oh, not just a Pavilion, it's a Pauley Pavilion Oh! Yeah, it's real futuristic, I like the little naked man turn signals So ah, we gotta get up, you know, And ah, go to the studio in the morning And then we groove court for about two weeks And then we ah, we leave again Oh, really? Where do you play when you go from here? Ah, let me see...Needles... Oh oh! You guys are so professional No, it's nothing... I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding halls Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the charts now? Right now, I mean, with a bullet? That's really important Listen baby, would I lie to you Just to run my fingers through your pukes? Don't talk to me that way! I am not a groupie! I never said that... I'm not a groupie Neither are my friends here Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Don and Frank None of us are groupies Pleased to meet all you girls Hiya Howie... Tell 'em, tell 'em, we don't...we aren't groupies Howard Yeah We only like musicians for friends That's right You, you know, you understand? We still wanna hear your record You know, we still like to come in your bus Listen now, on the other side of the record, Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn? And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt Had to have it with a hot Seven-Up bottle or you went up the wall? Oh! Howie... What's the deal, mama? Howie, all that's true, Howie And sometimes I even dig it with a Jack-In-The-Box ring job But Howie, we are NOT, we are NOT groupies, Howie I told Robert Plant that I told Elton John I told Steve Stills Yeah And he didn't even wanna ball me I can see that... Listen, the thing is baby, I want some action, you know I'm only here for a couple of weeks, Recording at the Record Plant With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff... I'm horny as fuck! Listen to me... I want a steaming, succulent, juicy, drippy, ever-widening Kind of a smelly, slimy, many folded, Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter Kind of a hole with a, with a, with a... Let's see, there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys And the blewin' FUCK BABY! Hey, hey, hey! I'm in this band man... I told you that many times No matter what goes on Listen! It just so happens tonight I mean, this is unbelievable Are you a Virgo No... I mean, it just so happens tonight Me and my girlfriends, well, We came here lookin' for a guy from a group Ah! But just not ANY guy from ANY group Yeah... We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a DIK Well, I can show you! But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster! (Wow!) That's me! You peeked! That's me, you little Westward wench nipple-queen! Take me, I'm yours, you hole. Fulfil my wildest dreams! Oh! Anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man. Yeah? Picture this if you can Okay, I'll try... Bead jobs Knotted nylons Bamboo canes Three unreleased recordings of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Fighting at the Fillmore East. Oh! Two unreleased recordings of...of the Grateful Dead, Sitting in with Mel Torme Yeah! No! I... Oh! Man! Oh, I, I just... I can't stand it! Do you understand me baby? I mean, I can't stand it! I can't stand it! I can't stand it! ... I gotta see my baby! I gotta... I can't stand it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I vote for the US Rangers climbing the cliffs at Omaha Beach. Technical grade was perhaps not high, but the constant machine gun and artillery fire from above added a level of objective hazard not commonly seen in places like the Valley. When you add to that the men were seasick, cold and wet, loaded down with combat gear, and no doubt scared absolutely shitless the entire time, it's a pretty impressive accomplishment. Honourable Mention to the First Special Service Force's climb of Monte la Difensa in December of 1943. First ascent, in winter, in full combat kit. It was technically a more difficult climb than Omaha Beach, but they weren't under constant fire because they were sneaking up behind the German positions, which is kinda like aid, really, compared to the Rangers' frontal assault at Normandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Crap, my father in law said the Neisi of the 447th attacked the Germans holed up in the Italian Dolomites during WW2. In the middle of pitch black night. Several fell to their deaths off the cliffs, yet none yelled or called out and so betray their buddies positions or alert the enemy as they fell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Bill, I want to know what you slipped in the middle of that disclaimer, thinking nobody would notice ha ha ! Nice catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 when i go to bed at night i take the phone "off the hook" you're missing all the drunken booty calls, then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Bill, I want to know what you slipped in the middle of that disclaimer, thinking nobody would notice Maximum speeding fine unless you are Dannible: $350. Dru and children should avoid this product. He used “Prerecorded for this time zone” twice. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 He used a couple of things twice. I just adapted this to send it out to a work buddy so I had to be sure I removed anything offensive. Good work--fun disclaimer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Seems like this one would be in contention for Alpine... http://www.americanalpineclub.org/AAJO/pdfs/1986/01_kurtyka_gasherbrum4_aaj1986.pdf#search=%22kurtyka%22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 BTW, don't think I'm just slaggin ya, I read one of your books and it was off the hook. How you went from that amazing work of scholarship to this I cannot fathom for they are at the far opposite ends of the intellectual scale. Maybe it's Kevbone doing it to you? Dawg, snap out of it, snap out of it! Bill's review here link Hey Dawg, please don't be offended as I must ask: did you just log onto CC.com and walk away from your computer and leave some 5th grader on it? Help me I'm looking for a reason here? Help! BTW, I loaned (or gave it- not totally sure) your book to Jimmy O. He's a bible fanatic, I'll report back with the results. Jimmy O says fantastic. I think you have a new groupie now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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