sobo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I'm taking my homemade 3-alarm blackbean chili w/veggie sausage and steamed broccoli with me on my climbing trip this weekend. I predict turbulence.... ...TR to follow.... ...that's assuming anyone comes back alive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 (edited) If it's a thread about poo, farts, or other gastro-intestinal issues, you can be sure that E-rock will be all over it. If you weren't such a n00b, you'd know that already. Carry on, E-rock. Shit all over this thread. :lmao: Edited May 18, 2007 by kevbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Pretty much EVERYTHING makes me fart. And my ass is fuckin' STANK. I'm the worst you've ever met. Believe it. I have a theory... never ever trust a man who doesn't fart and i refuse to sleep with a man who doesn't fart more than me. where ever you may be let your farts fly free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 With Sherri mentioning chili, that reminds me of my veggie days. I use to make chili with TVP (texturized vegitable protein), mmm good stuff, not really beef texture, but no flavor. Gas bomb material fo sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 This symptom, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics: 1. The "slider" (crowded elevator type), which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect; 2. The open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic; 3. The staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and 4. (4) the "bark" type (described in a personal communication) is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts (and often concludes) conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. and... Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysloper Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 fart contest! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q0HwnWbFjI&mode=related&search= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 This thread smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I'm taking my homemade 3-alarm blackbean chili w/veggie sausage and steamed broccoli with me on my climbing trip this weekend. I predict turbulence.... ...TR to follow.... mmmmmm. That sounds really yummy Sherri! I'll climb and pass methane with you anyday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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