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I can't seem to download Open Workbench, an open source program from Clarity, from their site or any other. I have emailed them for help, but that may take years to hear from.

 

Can anyone help me?

http://www.openworkbench.org/index.php?option=com_docman&task=cat_view&gid=13&Itemid=26

 

If maybe I can just get the zip file from some genius or a better mirror site (The ones I went to were also not working) I will pay you with a beer the size of your head.

 

Thanks.

 

 

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Here's some more hot geekiness:

 

use Prophet; use Believer;

my $self = new Believer;

name $self Paul;

serve $self Jesus;

call $self sub { 'apostle' };

promise Prophets Holy_Scriptures => $God{gospel}, Topic => $God{son}

set_apart $self { $God{gospel} }

$God{son} = {parent => 'David', declarer => $God{spirit}, purpose => {

+title => 'son', by_means_of => 'resurrection'};

receive $self grace|apostleship for ($God{son});

$self->grace(purpose => Gentiles->call, end_result => Faith->obedience

+);

my $listeners = $God{son}->who_belongs;

 

for (Romans->loved_by_god()->called_as('saints')) {

give $_ for (%God{Grace,Peace}, $God{son});

}

 

thank $God $_ for $listeners->faith;

for ($God) {

$self->heart()->serve(method => \&Gospel->Preach);

witness $God $self, reason => $self->prayers()->remember();

pray $self time => scalar localtime, by => $God{will}, todo => $self-

+>allow(\&{$self->travel})->walk(Rome)

}

 

for ($self) {

$self->wants(action => \&CORE::sysread, inorderto => \&{$self->give},

+ param => 'spiritual');

wants $self \&encourage_faith, $listeners;

wants $listeners \&encourage_faith, $self;

}

 

carp "Sorry I couldn't come: $!" for $self->trips;

wants $self \&teach_gentiles, notfrom => 'rome';

 

obligated $self $_, sub { goto ROME } for (Greeks, Others, Wise, Fooli

+sh);

 

$self->shame->{gospel} = 0;

{ package Gospel; push @ISA, eval { salvation for (Jew, Gentile); }}

Gospel::reveal $God{righteousness};

live $righteous $faith;

 

for ($God{wrath}) {

print MEN $God, %God{power, nature};

reveal $_ from => 'heaven' because => \%Men{godless, wicked};

delete for %$Men{excuse};

Men::know($God);

Men::give_glory(Men);

Men::give_thanks(Men);

Men::think('futile');

Men::darken('hearts');

Men::claim(wisdom => 'idols', represent => [Men, Birds, Reptiles]);

$God->give_over(Men, sin, sex => Men);

Men::serve(Men);

$God->give_over Men, sin (Men, Men);

$God->give_over Men, sin (Men::women, Men::women);

$God->punish for %Men::;

Men::Forget($God, replacement => [qw/wickedness evil greed depravity

+murder slander envy malice/]);

}

 

 

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Say, could I get the manual too? I hope you don't think I'm the thankless type who is never satisfied...

 

I suspect you just don't want to give them you email so they don't send you advertisement's for Viagra?

 

http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/openworkbench114releasenotes.pdf

There is actual a slight conflict of interest, so I just wanted to be sure I could get it w/o being a total pain in the ass.

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According to Wikipedia: "The Merriam-Webster definitions for the word geek are "1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake...It is commonly believed that the word "geek" originates with side-show "circus geeks" — performers at carnivals who swallow various live animals, live insects, and so forth. Sometimes this would extend to biting the heads off of snakes, chickens, or other living animals."

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According to Wikipedia: "The Merriam-Webster definitions for the word geek are "1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake...It is commonly believed that the word "geek" originates with side-show "circus geeks" — performers at carnivals who swallow various live animals, live insects, and so forth. Sometimes this would extend to biting the heads off of snakes, chickens, or other living animals."

 

 

Sounds like the resume of the last guy I interviewed for a position in my group.

 

-r

Posted

 

You hand in your ticket

And you go watch the geek

Who immediately walks up to you

When he hears you speak

And says, "How does it feel

To be such a freak?"

And you say, "Impossible"

As he hands you a bone

 

Because something is happening here

But you don't know what it is

Do you, Mister Jones?

 

 

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this site is clittered(f slip) with geeks, your the fucking queen geek. come on over and i'll teach you to tie an overhand , not.

Edited by pink

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