archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 I can't seem to download Open Workbench, an open source program from Clarity, from their site or any other. I have emailed them for help, but that may take years to hear from. Can anyone help me? http://www.openworkbench.org/index.php?option=com_docman&task=cat_view&gid=13&Itemid=26 If maybe I can just get the zip file from some genius or a better mirror site (The ones I went to were also not working) I will pay you with a beer the size of your head. Thanks. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Did you register?? Hangon five minutes and I'll get it up on a ftp and give you a linky. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 And I am a geek, so my head is larger than most. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/owbsetup-114.zip Here you are Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Dork, Geek, Nerd, Dildo, Asshole, Jerk, Fuckwad, I've heard them all and they all still make me laugh. Quote
archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 Woo hoooooo!! Thanks! I have t-shirt that says "I (heart) Nerds" that I should wear tomorrow. Love it! Thanks! Beer for you Quote
archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 Say, could I get the manual too? I hope you don't think I'm the thankless type who is never satisfied... Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Say, could I get the manual too? I hope you don't think I'm the thankless type who is never satisfied... I suspect you just don't want to give them you email so they don't send you advertisement's for Viagra? http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/openworkbench114releasenotes.pdf Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Woo hoooooo!! Thanks! I have t-shirt that says "I (heart) Nerds" that I should wear tomorrow. Love it! Thanks! Beer for you Guess I gotta wait for Dave Schultz's to post up the next Pub Club thread Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 Here's some more hot geekiness: use Prophet; use Believer; my $self = new Believer; name $self Paul; serve $self Jesus; call $self sub { 'apostle' }; promise Prophets Holy_Scriptures => $God{gospel}, Topic => $God{son} set_apart $self { $God{gospel} } $God{son} = {parent => 'David', declarer => $God{spirit}, purpose => { +title => 'son', by_means_of => 'resurrection'}; receive $self grace|apostleship for ($God{son}); $self->grace(purpose => Gentiles->call, end_result => Faith->obedience +); my $listeners = $God{son}->who_belongs; for (Romans->loved_by_god()->called_as('saints')) { give $_ for (%God{Grace,Peace}, $God{son}); } thank $God $_ for $listeners->faith; for ($God) { $self->heart()->serve(method => \&Gospel->Preach); witness $God $self, reason => $self->prayers()->remember(); pray $self time => scalar localtime, by => $God{will}, todo => $self- +>allow(\&{$self->travel})->walk(Rome) } for ($self) { $self->wants(action => \&CORE::sysread, inorderto => \&{$self->give}, + param => 'spiritual'); wants $self \&encourage_faith, $listeners; wants $listeners \&encourage_faith, $self; } carp "Sorry I couldn't come: $!" for $self->trips; wants $self \&teach_gentiles, notfrom => 'rome'; obligated $self $_, sub { goto ROME } for (Greeks, Others, Wise, Fooli +sh); $self->shame->{gospel} = 0; { package Gospel; push @ISA, eval { salvation for (Jew, Gentile); }} Gospel::reveal $God{righteousness}; live $righteous $faith; for ($God{wrath}) { print MEN $God, %God{power, nature}; reveal $_ from => 'heaven' because => \%Men{godless, wicked}; delete for %$Men{excuse}; Men::know($God); Men::give_glory(Men); Men::give_thanks(Men); Men::think('futile'); Men::darken('hearts'); Men::claim(wisdom => 'idols', represent => [Men, Birds, Reptiles]); $God->give_over(Men, sin, sex => Men); Men::serve(Men); $God->give_over Men, sin (Men, Men); $God->give_over Men, sin (Men::women, Men::women); $God->punish for %Men::; Men::Forget($God, replacement => [qw/wickedness evil greed depravity +murder slander envy malice/]); } Quote
archenemy Posted March 5, 2007 Author Posted March 5, 2007 Say, could I get the manual too? I hope you don't think I'm the thankless type who is never satisfied... I suspect you just don't want to give them you email so they don't send you advertisement's for Viagra? http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/openworkbench114releasenotes.pdf There is actual a slight conflict of interest, so I just wanted to be sure I could get it w/o being a total pain in the ass. Quote
prole Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 According to Wikipedia: "The Merriam-Webster definitions for the word geek are "1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake...It is commonly believed that the word "geek" originates with side-show "circus geeks" — performers at carnivals who swallow various live animals, live insects, and so forth. Sometimes this would extend to biting the heads off of snakes, chickens, or other living animals." Quote
RogerJ Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 According to Wikipedia: "The Merriam-Webster definitions for the word geek are "1: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake...It is commonly believed that the word "geek" originates with side-show "circus geeks" — performers at carnivals who swallow various live animals, live insects, and so forth. Sometimes this would extend to biting the heads off of snakes, chickens, or other living animals." Sounds like the resume of the last guy I interviewed for a position in my group. -r Quote
tread_tramp Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, "How does it feel To be such a freak?" And you say, "Impossible" As he hands you a bone Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? Quote
pink Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) this site is clittered(f slip) with geeks, your the fucking queen geek. come on over and i'll teach you to tie an overhand , not. Edited March 6, 2007 by pink Quote
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