Choada_Boy Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 My friend Fatty, on construction sites, would often dig a hole with the backhoe, jump in, cover himself and the hole with a blue tarp, and do his business. Quote
pink Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) my partner and i were climbing brailbook in the valley in "95. just starting up the first pitch i hersey squirted. i used tto climb in these fitted baseball pants that i picked up at the thrifty so it was pretty obvious to all just exactly what had happened. we endded up passing two parties on that climb and i was ( NPI) the butt of everyones jokes. Â Â i have many other shitty climbing stories. why is it that everytime i wAlk up to the base of a cliff i gotta shit? i carry TP where ever i go now. Edited January 5, 2007 by pink Quote
gambo Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Question--- is there a Startbucks nearby? Just wondering if they are serving coffee enema’s. Could be the result of a doubleshot and poor splinter tone. Quote
pink Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 a starbuck's in yosemite. there isn't even a gas station there anymore. Quote
Sherri Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 That has to be the most well-written poop TR I've ever read. A classic! Â I almost felt like I was there. (but I wasn't, honest!)Thanks for sharing. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 (edited) This thread is the shit. Â Do I feel a self-published anthology coming on? Perhaps another cup of coffee... Edited January 5, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
G-spotter Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Dump work and read this thread on your laptop in the john. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 Ok, what the hell is "splinter tone" though Quote
archenemy Posted January 5, 2007 Author Posted January 5, 2007 My friend Fatty, on construction sites, would often dig a hole with the backhoe, jump in, cover himself and the hole with a blue tarp, and do his business. Wow, and auto-dutch oven. That is one sick mutherfuker. Is he single? Quote
pink Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 how in the fuck does this thread get five stars. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 5, 2007 Posted January 5, 2007 If we would all just carry backhoes in the backcountry, maybe I wouldn't find so much fucking toilet paper on the trail. Quote
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