Jonathan has twice climbed the Eiger.

[pope]

Eiger Sanction transcript--mostly accurate

[dmuja]

"Correction. The doctor has failed to climb the mountain twice before.

 

I don't want to offend you, but I'm forced to say...

...I don't consider a record of failure automatically grants you the right to lead."

[lI1|1!]

when is somebody gonna bolt that sh*t so i can climb it in spandex?

[pope]

"Oh, I think it's important that you lead."

[pope]

when is somebody gonna bolt that sh*t so i can climb it in spandex?

 

It's been climbed solo by a girl. Quit making excuses. Cowboy up.

[chirp]

I don't like you on my flank 'cause it scares me.

I don't like being scared.

If you ever come near me again, I'll kill you.

Understand?

Yes.

Good boy.

[Cobra_Commander]

when is somebody gonna bolt that sh*t so i can climb it in spandex?

 

The Eiger NF sports several bolted lines.

 

The question is, what are those bolts bolted to mwhahaha bring your blue construction helmet just like Eastwood.

[cfire]

"I have enjoyed climbing with you.

We'll make it.

I don't think so.

But we shall continue with style"

 

That's some good shit!!

[Cobra_Commander]

maybe if those guys on hood had trained on the totem pole like eastwood they would have made it. sunny desert sandstone is ideal training ground for the spider

[wfinley]

maybe if those guys on hood had trained on the totem pole like eastwood they would have made it. sunny desert sandstone is ideal training ground for the spider

 

Yeah - but only if you haul beer in your backpack.

[Cobra_Commander]

and climb with some old dude who clearly should not be climbing anything besides an escalator.

[TrogdortheBurninator]

"Leave Dr. Hemlock alone, Faggot."

[wfinley]

You ever notice in the desert scene that when the shots are from below (and you can't see the guys face) the climber is actually leading; but when it's a close up of Eastwood he's somehow leading on toprope? That always cracked me up.

[sobo]

"I have enjoyed climbing with you.

We'll make it.

I don't think so.

But we shall continue with style"

 

That's some good shit!!

 

That's one of my all-time favorite Clint dialogue exchanges.

[sobo]

maybe if those guys on hood had trained on the totem pole like eastwood they would have made it. sunny desert sandstone is ideal training ground for the spider

 

Yeah - but only if you haul beer in your backpack.

 

Yeah, but I thought you'd draw the line at ice.

[pope]

You ever notice in the desert scene that when the shots are from below (and you can't see the guys face) the climber is actually leading; but when it's a close up of Eastwood he's somehow leading on toprope? That always cracked me up.

 

Oh my gosh! Is that true? You must be the first person ever to notice!

[pope]

Hemlock: This is Henri Baq. I had a bullet in me once. He carried me for 3 days. I owe him. He was a friend.

 

Jemima Brown: Who's that man?

 

Hemlock: That's Miles Mellough. He tipped off the people who put the bullet in me, an enemy.

 

Jemima Brown: And him?

 

Hemlock: That's Ben Bowman. He and I climbed a lot together.

I'm going out to his climbing school and get in shape.

 

Jemima Brown: Friends, enemies. Where do I fit in?

 

Hemlock: I'm sorry, but you don't. Here's to the selfish killer and the patriotic whore.

 

Jemima Brown: Do you have anything else to say to me?

 

Hemlock: I usually keep a twenty in the bowl by the kitchen door. You might pick it up on your way out.

 

[wfinley]

Oh my gosh! Is that true? You must be the first person ever to notice!

 

What can I say - I'm an astute movie critic. Ask me about the red car in Ben Hur.

[cynicalwoodsman]

goddammit now I gotta go rent it.

 

Fuckers

[cynicalwoodsman]

Just to see George's tits!

[cynicalwoodsman]

Boy are we gonna drink a lotta beer!