creative ideas for leftover turkey

[pink]

turkey burritos, w/ melted cheddar or swiss.

[Couloir]

Wad it up and ram it up a duck's ass. Turfukin'.

[Dechristo]

leave it as a memo on a co-worker's desk

 

create a hood ornament on a boss's car (or a random Hummer)

 

have a slap-fight with it

 

dump it in the toilet (bones included), perform howling histrionics, then have your S/O come take a look

 

 

[mountainmatt]

Test washington state's beastiality laws

[catbirdseat]

Smoked a turkey after rubbing in butter and herbs. It was fantastic!

 

After cleaning most of the meat off the carcass, toss into a big pot and boil it down. Pull out all the bones and cartilage. Add package of frozen mixed vegetables, some barley and some onions and simmer. Meat was already seasoned so hardly needed to add any. Now you have some great soup.

 

Put some of the soup in a smaller pot and use some Bisquick to make dumplings. Plot the dough into the soup and simmer until dumplings are firm. Enjoy!

[kevbone]

masterbate with it!

[enelson]

make ham sandwiches

[catbirdseat]

If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs, if we had some eggs.

[G-spotter]

Smoked a turkey after rubbing in butter and herbs. It was fantastic!

 

Did you inhale

[catbirdseat]

I inhaled mass quantities.

[Dechristo]

he smoked the whole turkey?

 

 

 

what a bogart

[tvashtarkatena]

Never let it forget, even for a moment, who's in charge.

[pink]

thanks for all the good feedback.