Jump to content

old forgoten or banned sprayers


richard_noggin

Recommended Posts

There were three avatars came out of the West,

Their fortunes for to try,

And these three avatars made a solemn vow:

snaf.gif must die.

 

 

They've ploughed, they've sewn, they've harrowed him in,

Threw clods upon his head,

And these three avatars made a solemn vow:

snaf.gif was dead.

 

 

They've let him lie for a very long time,

‘Till the rains from heaven did fall,

And little snaf.gif sprung up his head,

And so amazed them all.

 

 

They've let him stand ‘till midsummer's day,

‘Till he looked both pale and wan,

And little snaf.gif 's grown a long, long beard,

And so become a man.

 

 

They've hired avatars with the scythes so sharp,

To cut him off at the knee,

They've rolled him and tied him by the way,

Serving him most barbarously.

 

 

They've hired avatars with the sharp pitchforks,

Who pricked him to the heart,

And the loader he has served him worse than that,

For he's bound him to the cart

 

 

They've wheeled him around and around the field,

‘Till they came unto a barn,

And there they made a solemn oath,

On poor snaf.gif .

 

 

They've hired avatars with the crab-tree sticks,

To cut him skin from bone,

And the miller he has served him worse than that,

For he's ground him between two stones.

 

 

And little snaf.gif and the nut-brown bowl,

And he's brandy in the glass;

And little snaf.gif and the nut-brown bowl,

Proved the strongest man at last.

 

 

The huntsman, he can't hunt the fox,

Nor so loudly to blow his horn,

And the tinker he can't mend kettle nor pot,

Without a little snaf.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 32
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...